I know this will come as a shock to many of you but in all honesty I think it's time to reach across the aisle and make peace with our enemies and opponents in order to defend our border.
That's why I propose we defend our border with Laser Cats!
Laser Cats are a much better idea than a wall. Cats can go over walls, can go in smuggling tunnels, can get anywhere that illegals are trying to hide. Also they're small enough to ride on drones. Laser Cats can also see in the dark. And if they happen to kill to occasional mouse or bird, oh well, free dinner.
This dog is two paws up for Laser Cats!
I propose we put
@SlyPokerCat in charge of the Laser Cat program!