Tank for Wembanyama

[Chris Craig]

you must have a perverted proctologist...that or you've never had a physical

No perverted proctologist. I have had many a physical and I have had a colonoscopy.

 

[wizenheimer]

No perverted proctologist. I have had many a physical and I have had a colonoscopy.

in your many a physical, how often has the doctor shoved his whole hand up you ass

 

[Chris Craig]

in your many a physical, how often has the doctor shoved his whole hand up you ass

I caught that. Went off of you saying hand.

 

[ant]

8-8-2-3-3-2-2-8-7-1

Nice run in the middle, ended with a bang

getting an 8 or 7 will be such a let down after this long build up.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Sickos…

 

[KingSpeed]

6 8 2 8 2 2 2 6 7 6

 

[illmatic99]

wait but Dame didn't want youngins:

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Is it good or bad luck for me to wear my Oden jersey tomorrow?

 

[Chris Craig]

wait but Dame didn't want youngins:

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Wembanyama is the exception.

 

[blazerkor]

wait but Dame didn't want youngins:

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Before Dame even said that Shaedon was different in an interview he was talking about how different Wemby is. Dame, like the rest of us, will be fucking thrilled if we land at #1 tomorrow.

 

[illmatic99]

Im ready. Bring it home, Broy

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Im ready. Bring it home, Broy

Im feeling the mojo today. Something special is going to happen!!!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

By the way, it's already 5:50pm where I am, so...

Spoiler: lottery result

I'm still just as clueless as the rest of you.

 

[Irish Trader]

With all the bad luck we have had with centers and injuries, I think it is our time to get number one and a center that reverses the curse on injuries. I will be very unhappy if the Rockets or Spurs get number one because they have already had more than there fair share of great centers. I want to see this kid play in Portland and show off his amazing skills for his size.

 

[illmatic99]

Got #1 first try

 

[tykendo]

Is it good or bad luck for me to wear my Oden jersey tomorrow?

Good. It wasn't Oden's fault his body was flawed.

 

[tykendo]

Oh the possibilities, when you think about what Wemby joining Dame and Shaedon can accomplish. America's Greatest & truest NBA Fan Base will go nuts. And Moda will again be a "House Of Horrors" for the rest of the League.

 

[Propagandist]

I hate this. I just want it over already.

 

[wizenheimer]

every time I feel a glimmer of hope I slap it down and stomp on it, fully expecting 7 0r 8. But that fucking glimmer keeps getting back up like Tom Cruise climbing out of the mud in the Last Samurai; or the coyote laying another ACME trap for the road runner....never learning there's no fucking hope

 

[illmatic99]

Totally usless at work today.

 

[tykendo]

I hate this. I just want it over already.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell No!

 

[theprunetang]

every time I feel a glimmer of hope I slap it down and stomp on it, fully expecting 7 0r 8. But that fucking glimmer keeps getting back up like Tom Cruise climbing out of the mud in the Last Samurai; or the coyote laying another ACME trap for the road runner....never learning there's no fucking hope

Poetry.

 

[tykendo]

By the way, it's already 5:50pm where I am, so...

Spoiler: lottery result

I'm still just as clueless as the rest of you.

Is Wemby trying on his Blazers jersey?

 

[wizenheimer]

By the way, it's already 5:50pm where I am, so...

Spoiler: lottery result

I'm still just as clueless as the rest of you.

Australia?

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Australia?

Israel

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Australia?

Israel. Just got to Jerusalem today.

 

[CJ_is_Gone]

Totally usless at work today.

So just another day at the 'office'.

 

[illmatic99]

So just another day at the 'office'.

Shots fired.

 

[RR7]

Shots fired.

So just another day in the U.S. public school system?

 

[wizenheimer]

Israel. Just got to Jerusalem today.

yeah...I don't know what I was thinking. Australia is a lot more than 10 hours ahead. Is the home range of platypus though

so then, A Platypus in the Promised Land. Sounds like Kurt Vonnegut. If it was A Platypus Bill in the Promised Land it could be Tarantino