The Nets Haiku Thread

[Dumpy]

A mourning dove built</p>

a nest in my gutter. Now</p>

there is an egg there!</p>

 

[GMJ]

Scrambled, hard boiled</p>

No, not the john woo movie</p>

Talkin' bout breakfast</p>

 

[GMJ]

The bird talked to me</p>

I know why the caged bird sings</p>

Dumpy's morning snack</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Dumpy layed an egg</p>

Last year in the GM Draft</p>

His team was awful!</p>

 

[GMJ]

View first unread post</p>

It doesn't matter which thread</p>

Takes me to page 2</p>

 

[GMJ]

My 300th post</p>

It matches my signature</p>

Post when it changes?</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I love RJ's pic.</p>

Looks like he stepped in dog poo.</p>

Envy is mounting.</p>

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[GMJ]

The Sports Two PornSearch</p>

Curiosity killed cat</p>

Shamed that I found it.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Saw all the Boone pics?</p>

It's illegal to provide.</p>

Porn to minors. Pete.... </p>

 

[downunderwonder]

Porn nescessary</p>

Encourage Minors Bed Skills</p>

Girls deserve good sex</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

What boards do GM</p>

Post the most ofton in. Hm. </p>

Nets should be active. </p>

 

[GMJ]

Callin me traitor?</p>

Need to keep bulls fans in check</p>

That is but a charge!</p>

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[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Using the bulls boards huh?</p>

I'll check them out just for you.</p>

And cause I am bored. </p>

 

[Dumpy]

The dove has been gone</p>

for nearly a week. I think</p>

the egg will not hatch</p>

 

[GMJ]

Yo, scramble that egg</p>

If the momma bird comes back</p>

It's a two course meal</p>

 

[Dumpy]

All birds are sacred</p>

Herons, Ospreys, hawks--and doves</p>

Parrots most of all.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

The Hawk has landed</p>

Playing point guard for Utah</p>

He's a bird of prey.</p>

 

[GMJ]

NBA 2k</p>

I can't wait for that good s***</p>

Trade Boki for Pops</p>

 

[pegs]

pops will be FA</p>

you could sign mensah-bonsu</p>

but i'd sign hassan. </p>

 

[Dumpy]

who would win a game</p>

of basketball if it was</p>

hobbits vs. dwarves?</p>

 

[Dumpy]

Go to sleep, Sophie</p>

It is well past your bedtime</p>

stop driving me nuts.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Sophie's on the board?</p>

So who does she post under?</p>

I'm not naming names</p>

 

[Dumpy]

Sophie's my daughter.</p>

She'd rather annoy than sleep</p>

She is almost five.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

Without naming names</p>

Or mentioning specifics:</p>

The other board sucks.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'>

who would win a game</p>

of basketball if it was</p>

hobbits vs. dwarves?</p></div>

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Dwarves ofcourse, Dumpy.</p>

At least dwarves can bump hobbits.</p>

Hobs are the skinny.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

Hobbits are nimble!</p>

And they have the best weapon:</p>

the Ring of Power.</p>

 

[GMJ]

The other board sucks</p>

I use it to give off hate</p>

Quite theraputic</p>

 

[GMJ]

There's one saving grace</p>

"Thorn should get mensah-bonsu!"</p>

Keeps me coming back</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Hey Jigga, nice sig</p>

Always thought you were brokeback</p>

Go eat some pudding</p>

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[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I knew GMJig...</p>

Was living an alternate</p>

life style. Call Simmons.</p>