The Nets Haiku Thread

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you guys ever watched...
Nick Arcade? Best show ever.
I wish i was on.</p>
 
Jigga won money?
Great, now his mom can pay me.
She's owed for a while.</p>
 
I did not win yet.</p>

But hopefully I will win.</p>

She can pay me too
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Jigga won money?
Great, now his mom can pay me.
She's owed for a while.</p>

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Money is tight now
*Edit that was too graphic*
She'll pay you back</p>

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My Name is Maxie</p>

Play as nets on NBA</p>

Thats pretty much all.</p>

Yeh woop.</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Jigga won money?
Great, now his mom can pay me.
She's owed for a while.</p>

</div></p>

Money is tight now
*Edit that was too graphic*
She'll pay you back</p>

</p>

</div></p>

Wow, that's pretty good.
Making the edit haiku?
Props to you, Jigga</p>

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I don't need your props</p>

Your mom's panties is what drops</p>

Tearin' that sh*t up.</p>
 
Will the season start?
These damn off topic haikus
Getting worse and worse</p>
 
Jigga, you will lose</p>

to the best fantasy team:</p>

"Dumpy Knows Nothing"</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Will the season start?
These damn off topic haikus
Getting worse and worse</p>

</div></p>

I know really gay
Can't we get back to B'ball?
Because the Nets Rule!!!</p>
 
Good-bye to Mile</p>

and Bernard Robinson, too.</p>

Better with no one.</p>
 
Marcus Williams
Derrick Byars, Rod Benson
Please sign these guys, thron</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Marcus Williams
Derrick Byars, Rod Benson
Please sign these guys, thron</p>

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</p>

These guys truly suck.</p>

But if they were together,</p>

would beat Jigga's team.</p>

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You really can't beat</p>

fantasy league trash talking</p>

written in Haiku.</p>
 
Nets should sign Craig Forth.
He'll be the starting center.
Collins ain't nothin.</p>
 
Dumpy don't talk trash
'Cause your team isn't complete
Fill starting lineups</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Dumpy don't talk trash
'Cause your team isn't complete
Fill starting lineups</p>

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</p>

yes, it is complete</p>

for tomorrow's games, Jigga.</p>

You will be destroyed.</p>
 
You can't change line ups
Once their points count towards total
So why not leave it?</p>
 
Jigga, don't you know?</p>

You can change lineups daily</p>

Each day is different.</p>
 
First click on the day,</p>

then change your active players</p>

Use those that play games.</p>

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Yeah I just saw that
Thanks for cleaing that up, Dumps
You are a good sport</p>

Also, a PS:
Trying to trade me JR,
You are forgiven </p>
 
I had help last year.</p>

Fruitcake explained waiver rules.</p>

Picked up Ron Artest.</p>

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Utah, Goldent State
Doesn't season start wednesday?
Says they play tuesday</p>
 
Ron Artest, Forward</p>

Why would anyone waive him?</p>

Oh, smacking women.</p>

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yo get off my nuts.
gotta stop ridin my jock
can't a dude jus chill?</p>
 
Please start the season
Pretty please start the season
Please start it right now</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Utah, Goldent State
Doesn't season start wednesday?
Says they play tuesday</p>

</div></p>

</p>

Are three games tonight.</p>

also Portland against Spurs;</p>

Lakers v. Rockets.</p>
 

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