The Nets Haiku Thread

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Ron Artest, Forward</p>

Why would anyone waive him?</p>

Oh, smacking women.</p>

</p>

</p>

</div></p>

P.T. Barnum said:</p>

"There's sucker born each minute."</p>

Artest saved my team.</p>

</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Ron Artest, Forward</p>

Why would anyone waive him?</p>

Oh, smacking women.</p>

</p>

</p>

</div></p>

</p>

P.T. Barnum said:</p>

"There's sucker born each minute."</p>

Artest saved my team.</p>

</p>

</div></p>

</p>

My poop is your treasure</p>

I'm glad I contributed</p>

No more help for you.</p>

</p>

<font color="#ff0000"><font size="1">Haiku was in quote.
Looked confusing, I fixed it.
Now it looks right - peg.</font></font></p>

 

[Dumpy]

I have one more Q:</p>

Another pickup helped me.</p>

Who the heck cut Shaq?</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Shaq helps nobody</p>

What an awful year I had</p>

Round 2's bout to start.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Shaq helps nobody</p>

</div></p>

I can say one thing:</p>

You may laugh at my methods</p>

but I won! I won!</p>

 

[pegs]

Really, who drops Shaq?
I most certainly would not.
He's still got a few.</p>

 

[NetBall]

<div>It's ridiculous</div>
<div>We can do better than these</div>
<div>Go write some good ones</div>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Really, who drops Shaq?
I most certainly would not.
He's still got a few.</p>

</div></p>

Wasting roster spot</p>

Can't hit free throws, injuries</p>

Just wasn't worth it.</p>

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[pegs]

When the season starts...
Better haikus are to come.
Tomorrow, post game.</p>

If Sean gets PT
Focal point should be Seany.
Blocks and dunks, galore.</p>

And Shaq always comes.
Points, rebounds, blocks, percentage.
When he gets hurt, drop.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

urg</p>

 

[Dumpy]

urg</p>

 

[Dumpy]

urg</p>

 

[Dumpy]

I changed my whole team</p>

Idealt for Ben Wallace too</p>

and tanked the free throws.</p>

</p>

I dominated</p>

rebounds, blocks, field goal shooting.</p>

Was enough to win.</p>

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><font color="#ff0000"><font size="1">Haiku was in quote.
Looked confusing, I fixed it.
Now it looks right - peg.</div></font></font></p>

<font color="#ff0000"><font size="1">This one is money
Shows dedication to sport
Urg, my font is red
</font></font></p>

 

[NetBall]

Can't wait, let's GO NETS!</p>

We're ready like spaghetti ...</p>

Hhhmmm, boom got them tho!</p>

 

[GMJ]

Haha the Bulls suck
They just got owned by 'a bust'
This is our house, fools</p>

 

[pegs]

Writers said we'd suck.
Looks like we're proving them wrong.
Ah, the season's here!</p>

 

[GMJ]

Preseason: Useless
Only way to judge a team
Is by their first game! :-D</p>

Seriously, though
We are the best in the east
But play Sean some more</p>

 

[lukewarmplay]

Celt gets 5 more games.</p>

But even even I lose.</p>

Get super-hot, Law.</p>

</p>

even even?</p>

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[Kid Chocolate]

Week 1 fantasy</p>

Playing JCB - a joke</p>

When's it really start?</p>

 

[Dumpy]

Szczerbiak sucks.</p>

Why did I ever draft him?</p>

PJ won't play him.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Should have traded him</p>

I wanted him, but not now</p>

You picked your poison.</p>

 

[GMJ]

I drafted Josh Boone
But now have Travis Outlaw
I have a good team</p>

 

[pegs]

Etan Thomas, shit.
He got injured. Coddamnit.
Salmons is great, tho.</p>

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[bbwMax]

Kid Chocolate has</p>

Burgers that are covered</p>

Salt and Chocolate.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Max's sig is white
What's up with the background dude?
You don't like Nets-Gray?</p>

 

[bbwMax]

I messed my sig.
I'm such a Dumbass aren't i
Cheers for the heads up</p>

 

[GMJ]

Yo it is still white
But if you like it, leave it
I guess it's Nets-White</p>

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I messed my sig.
I'm such a Dumbass aren't i
Cheers for the heads up</p>

</div></p>

I messed my sig - four
Your first line should have 5 Max
Syllables that is.</p>

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[bbwMax]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I messed my sig.
I'm such a Dumbass aren't i
Cheers for the heads up</p>

</div></p>

I messed my sig - four
Your first line should have 5 Max
Syllables that is.</p>

</p>

</div></p>

Ahh I am So dumb
Need</p>

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