The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

[dviss1]

Nurk challenged Superman to an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes...

 

[dviss1]

Dorks, not nerds.

 

[dviss1]

Yusuf Nurkić doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

They're nerds bro. They're nerds...

Dey B Nerdz.

We're nerds, but we're hip nerds

 

[Mediocre Man]

Nurk challenged Superman to an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes...

Nice. One of the few getting this thread

 

[BeastModeXXL]

His manager is a shady egoistic person having to much of influence on Nurk .. remember this line in one and a half year !!!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

His manager is a shady egoistic person having to much of influence on Nurk .. remember this line in one and a half year !!!

this must be "pizza guy".

 

[dviss1]

Nice. One of the few getting this thread

While learning CPR, Nurk actually brought the practice dummy to life.

 

[oldfisherman]

What a great positive experience for the kids. Nurkic’s stock just went higher in my book.

Bosnia, a beautiful country full of beautiful people.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

The Nurk can cut through a hot knife...with butter.

 

[Strenuus]

His manager is a shady egoistic person having to much of influence on Nurk .. remember this line in one and a half year !!!

Nurkic brings people out of the shadows and into the light.

 

[PDXFonz]

His manager is a shady egoistic person having to much of influence on Nurk .. remember this line in one and a half year !!!

Who is his manager and how long have you known them personally?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

criss angel can walk on water (midfreak!) but The Nurk can swim through land.

 

[dviss1]

This just in:

It was Yusuf Nurkić who let the dogs out!

:MARIS61:

 

[stampedehero]

I can't believe this Chuck Norris facts ripoff thread hasn't taken off......


Nurkic doesn't need to seek out rebounds. The ball comes to him willingly

See...You know about willpower................Insert Blazers shield.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

The Nurk once pissed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.

That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

 

[dviss1]

Who is his manager and how long have you known them personally?

Did we know Batum's Manager personally?

 

[oldfisherman]

Horses are hung like Jusuf Nurkic.

 

[dviss1]

Crop circles are the Nurkić way of saying sometimes corn just needs to lay the fuck down.

 

[Mr. Robot]

What a great positive experience for the kids. Nurkic’s stock just went higher in my book.

Bosnia, a beautiful country full of beautiful people.

Nurkic will become the biggest ambassador for our country, I wish him all the best, dont know him personally, but I can tell from his acts that hes an amazing person

thanks for the kind words, I hope you were in Bosnia and Herzegovina and not saying it just cause of Nurkic
amazing country, amazing people, amazing women, balkan in general have the best night life in the world

every 50 years we go in the war against each other, thats how crazy we are

 

[PDXFonz]

Did we know Batum's Manager personally?

There were plenty of articles about that situation over time. I've heard nothing of the sort regarding Nurk so I assume it must be first hand knowledge.

 

[dviss1]

Nurk doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

 

[PDXFonz]

Nurk doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

 

[dviss1]

There were plenty of articles about that situation over time. I've heard nothing of the sort regarding Nurk so I assume it must be first hand knowledge.

Oh, I thought you were being snarky.

 

[dviss1]

Geico saved 15% by switching to Nurkić.

 

[dviss1]

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Nurkić in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

 

[Mediocre Man]

While learning CPR, Nurk actually brought the practice dummy to life.

The CPR dummy wouldn't resuscitate while Nurk was in the room. It knew it was best to play dead.

 

[noknobs]

Nurk doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Nurk actually had a brand of toilet paper but it was discontinued for not taking shit from anyone.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Big foot claims he once saw Jusuf Nurkic

 

[dviss1]

Nurk actually had a brand of toilet paper but it was discontinued for not taking shit from anyone.

Perfect!