The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

[BeastModeXXL]

Guys watch out ,,, Jusufs's dad is reading the forum .. just saying ..

 

[Mediocre Man]

Jusuf Nurkic killed Nicola Jokic imaginary friend

 

[riverman]

Dame asked Jusuf about paintballing this summer and Nurk said.....here you play with paint balls...we go to Bosnia and play with steel balls...you learn to move quickly...

 

[dviss1]

Yusuf Nurkić once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

 

[dviss1]

Guys watch out ,,, Jusufs's dad is reading the forum .. just saying ..

I'm sure big poppa has a sense of humor...

 

[dviss1]

Once, an entire country disagreed with Yusuf Nurkić. It's now known as The Moon.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

The CPR dummy wouldn't resuscitate while Nurk was in the room. It knew it was best to play dead.

Nah, the dummy is still alive. Nurkic gave him two herniated discs and a bad hip.

Haha, Meyers is perfect as a cpr dummy.

Can't
Play
Right

 

[SIeepwalker]

Nurkic can call refs for fouls

 

[theprunetang]

Tony Hawk once named a new skateboarding trick "The Nurkic". It is when you olley off of something so hard, you break your board in half.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Nurkic was able to order breakfast at McDonald's after 10 am. (I know, the joke is lost now that anyone can do it)

 

[ripcityboy]

Nurkic received the quickest issued Green Card in the history of the US Immigration Service. His application was a picture of his fist with the words, "I WORK HERE" written on it.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Jusuf Nurkic's daddy is so fat, he has to walk down supermarket aisles sideways.

 

[ripcityboy]

Jusuf Nurkic's daddy is so fat, he has to walk down supermarket aisles sideways.

Man. The last person on earth I would want to say anything about is Nurkic's daddy.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Lol. Well, I was just kidding....

No.

No,you weren't.

State it and own it.

The Big Nurk will call your bullshit.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Jusuf Nurkic has a diary. We know it as the Guiness Book of World Records

 

[SIeepwalker]

1. Read Chuck Norris facts
2. Replace "Chuck Norris" with "Jusuf Nurkic"
3. Post on S2
4. ???
5. Profit

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

1. Read Chuck Norris facts
2. Replace "Chuck Norris" with "Jusuf Nurkic"
3. Post on S2
4. ???
5. Profit

Mine was about Meyers Leonard.

My next one was going to be something about Nurkic being so scary that Damian Lillards pants dried up.

Then people would be asking HUH?????

The punchline would be that HCP had to kiss Nurk's ass instead.

 

[dviss1]

Jusuf Nurkic's daddy is so fat, he has to walk down supermarket aisles sideways.

First of all:

Second: Missed the point of the thread completely.

 

[dviss1]

1. Read Chuck Norris facts
2. Replace "Chuck Norris" with "Jusuf Nurkic"
3. Post on S2
4. ???
5. Profit

Stop dousing positivity.

 

[dviss1]

Yusuf Nurkić is stupid. If he was as tough as people claim him to be, he'd come into my house right now, take my face, and start bashing it into the keyboa 0w2ngo opjeitsdrgpiwh 04pw83t5ijgb9 p;qwihoyt 98c5 nviejivn idhgfndingfin inernrb nuheeruhbei u8h4wae irtigjinsr jirttrstrs gntrhji9tr jiorjinhr

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Yusuf Nurkić is stupid. If he was as tough as people claim him to be, he'd come into my house right now, take my face, and start bashing it into the keyboa 0w2ngo opjeitsdrgpiwh 04pw83t5ijgb9 p;qwihoyt 98c5 nviejivn idhgfndingfin inernrb nuheeruhbei u8h4wae irtigjinsr jirttrstrs gntrhji9tr jiorjinhr

Awesome

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Yusuf Nurkić is stupid. If he was as tough as people claim him to be, he'd come into my house right now, take my face, and start bashing it into the keyboa 0w2ngo opjeitsdrgpiwh 04pw83t5ijgb9 p;qwihoyt 98c5 nviejivn idhgfndingfin inernrb nuheeruhbei u8h4wae irtigjinsr jirttrstrs gntrhji9tr jiorjinhr

Make that one up?

 

[Dougnsalem]

Yusuf Nurkić is stupid. If he was as tough as people claim him to be, he'd come into my house right now, take my face, and start bashing it into the keyboa 0w2ngo opjeitsdrgpiwh 04pw83t5ijgb9 p;qwihoyt 98c5 nviejivn idhgfndingfin inernrb nuheeruhbei u8h4wae irtigjinsr jirttrstrs gntrhji9tr jiorjinhr

ROFL!!!

 

[Dougnsalem]

1. Read Chuck Norris facts
2. Replace "Chuck Norris" with "Jusuf Nurkic"
3. Post on S2
4. ???
5. Profit

What's number 4???

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

What's number 4???

Duh. Rhymes with has to hate.

 

[julius]

Duh. Rhymes with has to hate.

constipate?

irrigate?

delegate?

past due date?

gas to late?

pass to Kate?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

constipate?

irrigate?

delegate?

past due date?

gas to late?

pass to Kate?

You're a master guesser, but think fishing.

 

[Dougnsalem]

You're a master guesser, but think fishing.

Lol. Good selection of words there....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Lol. Good selection of words there....

That's the way I've admitted all the things I've done to my wife without her knowing.

 

[dviss1]

BREAKING NEWS: Draymond Green broke his foot trying to kick Nurkic's iron balls. Green is now injured for 6-8 weeks and will serve a 5 day suspension.

I REALLY FIFY