Since we are all talking about me right now, I have a quick story that might get me more LIKES.
This story is true, every word, no joke.
Off day here in The Bay today and even though it was 48 and pouring sideways, Mr and Mrs The HCP decided to go site seeing. We hit up all the spots. While at Fishermans Wharf, we were walking on the right side of this narrow sidewalk with our umbrella opened as people coming the other way, both sides were trying to not bump into each other.
My head was down and I saw feet, I stopped not wanting to run into whoever was walking the wrong direction at us trying to run into a restaurant. As I stop and look up the guy is with his girl and says in a deep voice kinda' flexing at me, "Watch the fuck out bro!" "You almost hit my girl!" Not a big guy, but he was coming at me like he wanted to punch me. I was kinda speechless, which is NEVER a problem. I said,"Relax man, I didn't even see you guys and YOU jumped in front of us!"
This guys takes a step towards me like he wants to go! His girl who was gorgeous by the way, looked at me, grabbed his arm and pulled him back. She smiled and worded with her mouth, "I'm so sorry"
At this point my wife started walking off.
The reason I was speechless 10 seconds prior was because as soon as the word "RELAX" came out of my mouth, I RECOGNIZED WHO THE FUCK IT WAS AND WAS COMPLETELY MIND BLOWN!
I would consider him a pretty big movie star and has been in huge blockbuster hits! I am/was a pretty big fan of his until this. He has a tons of history when it comes to getting arrested, drugs/alcohol....TMZ type stuff!
Motherfucking Indian Jones' kid.....Mutt try to roll up on The HCP! He had a big beard and it took a sec!
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Motherfucking Stanley Yelnats IV from Holes squared up on me!
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This was his wife and he had a beard just like this!
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Anyway , thought some of you movie geeks might enjoy this tale. My wife was blown away that it happened at all and then couldn't believe it when she realized who it was too!
In my line of work, had some brushes with fame, but never had one try to whip my ass! I'll never look at Tranformers the same! FAMS!