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What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!
 
DUB said:
Because it was posted on youtube, and Americans got their knickers in a knot over it, then the media took hold, and sensationalized it, and KFC just took the quickest, easiest option to be done with the whole thing.


In the US of A it's racist because that stereotype exists, but in Australia it doesn't.

The majority of Australian cricket fans are white. The majority of West Indian cricket fans are black. The cricket telecast is sponsored by KFC. Thus it is as simple as a supporter sitting amongst the opposition fans, and winning them over with food sold by the sponsor. It could have just as easily been burgers if the cricket telecast was sponsored by Maccas.

This is just a case of a racial stereotype existing in one country, but not in another.
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Makes sense and I tend to agree with you.

It is a little strange you say majority of West Indian cricket fans are black but in the commercial they are all black. But what I'm really interested in (if you can answer) is the scene they showed (of the West Indian cricket fans) and accurate depiction of what they are like at this type of event? The clothes, the hairstyles, the mannerisms . . . is that what goes on at cricket games?
 
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA
 
What do you call a black guy being chased through a field by a bunch of white guys with clubs in in the year 1040?

The Ku Klux Klan.

What do you call the same thing in the year 2000?

The PGA.
 
it's_GO_time said:
Makes sense and I tend to agree with you.

It is a little strange you say majority of West Indian cricket fans are black but in the commercial they are all black. But what I'm really interested in (if you can answer) is the scene they showed (of the West Indian cricket fans) and accurate depiction of what they are like at this type of event? The clothes, the hairstyles, the mannerisms . . . is that what goes on at cricket games?
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There is one white guy at the very start on the far left of screen, with a hat on, above the guy with sunnies.

Just a bit of background information. The West Indies cricket team is made up of players from various Carribbean nations. The colour of their uniform is maroon.

Can't say I've ever payed that much detailed attention to the crowd at sporting events; so I found a couple of clips of West Indian cricket crowds.



 
What do you say to a black Jehovah's Witness?

Get the fuck off my porch, n-word...
 
I think this thread is great.

I make a comment about a black person, using derogatory\racial statements (when I was RickyRubio) and I basically get ran off the site for being a racist, asshole. You pricks justify your ****** jokes by making a thread title called "Racist Joke Thread"

I used to think a lot of guys on this forum (well, the Blazer community, whatever forum you are all on) were respectable. But this makes me lose a ton of respect for anyone who flamed me for being racist, then posts ****** jokes on the forum.

This thread is a shame. "It's okay to be racist if the thread title says so..."

* I cannot wait to hear the responses to this *
 
What did the Mexican guy do with his first 50 cent piece?
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He married her.
 
BenDavis503 said:
I think this thread is great.

I make a comment about a black person, using derogatory\racial statements (when I was RickyRubio) and I basically get ran off the site for being a racist, asshole. You pricks justify your ****** jokes by making a thread title called "Racist Joke Thread"

I used to think a lot of guys on this forum (well, the Blazer community, whatever forum you are all on) were respectable. But this makes me lose a ton of respect for anyone who flamed me for being racist, then posts ****** jokes on the forum.

This thread is a shame. "It's okay to be racist if the thread title says so..."

* I cannot wait to hear the responses to this *
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go away
 
BenDavis503 said:
I think this thread is great.

I make a comment about a black person, using derogatory\racial statements (when I was RickyRubio) and I basically get ran off the site for being a racist, asshole. You pricks justify your ****** jokes by making a thread title called "Racist Joke Thread"

I used to think a lot of guys on this forum (well, the Blazer community, whatever forum you are all on) were respectable. But this makes me lose a ton of respect for anyone who flamed me for being racist, then posts ****** jokes on the forum.

This thread is a shame. "It's okay to be racist if the thread title says so..."

* I cannot wait to hear the responses to this *
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cracka azz cracka!
 
Q: Guess who has a national radio show.
A: Steven A Smith

Actually, that's not a joke--it's very serious. :sigh:
 
BenDavis503 said:
I think this thread is great.

I make a comment about a black person, using derogatory\racial statements (when I was RickyRubio) and I basically get ran off the site for being a racist, asshole. You pricks justify your ****** jokes by making a thread title called "Racist Joke Thread"

I used to think a lot of guys on this forum (well, the Blazer community, whatever forum you are all on) were respectable. But this makes me lose a ton of respect for anyone who flamed me for being racist, then posts ****** jokes on the forum.

This thread is a shame. "It's okay to be racist if the thread title says so..."

* I cannot wait to hear the responses to this *
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Losing your respect means nothing because no one respects you. So, meh.

Oh, and repeating jokes we've heard and filing them under "The racist humor thread" IS different than actually using a derogatory term in actual conversation and meaning it, like you did. The fact that you can't see the difference is mind blowing.
 
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.




How do you fit 54 Jewes in a volkswagen?

2 in the front, 2 in the back, fifty in the ash tray.




5 black people are in a Cadillac and they drive off a cliff, what’s wrong with this picture?

A Cadillac can fit 6



Why do black people smell?

So Blind people can hate them too



How come there aren't any
Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either.



Why are black people the best in basketball?

Because they can all steal, shoot and run.
 
Mediocre Man said:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.




How do you fit 54 Jewes in a volkswagen?

2 in the front, 2 in the back, fifty in the ash tray.




5 black people are in a Cadillac and they drive off a cliff, what’s wrong with this picture?

A Cadillac can fit 6



Why do black people smell?

So Blind people can hate them too



How come there aren't any
Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either.



Why are black people the best in basketball?

Because they can all steal, shoot and run.
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This post takes the cake, even though i had referenced the cadillac joke before....


I laughed throughout
 
How can you tell a White fairy tale from a Black fairy tale?

A White fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."
A Black fairy tale begins, "You ain't gonna believe dis shit..."



Why do white people go to black peoples yard sales?

To get their stuff back.



How do you scare a black man?

Take him to an auction



Why do black people cry during sex?

The mace



What did the Alabama sherriff say about the black person with 15 gun shot wounds?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.



What do you get when a black person and a Mexican person have a child?

A kid too lazy to steal.



What's a black persons idea of foreplay?

"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch!!"



Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?

So they can cruise and pick produce at the same time.



What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day bender was over?

"I set who free?"



What do you say to a black man in a uniform?

"Supersize that"





Three kids are in school...
A White, a Black, and a Mexican kid. The teacher tells them to
make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.

White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government
cheese and she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."
Mexican kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's
dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! Liver alone, cheese my sister!"


These are offensive as all hell. I know they offended some people, so to you I am sorry.
 
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What do you get when you mix a black man with a Chinese man?

A car thief who cant drive!
 
How was copper wire invented?

Two Jews fighting over a penny.


Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?

Somebody dropped a nickel.

Did you hear about the new Jewish sports car?

Not only will it stop on a dime, it'll pick it up.


Why do Jews have big noses?

Because the air is free.


How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in the back seat of expensive cars.
 
Now I am disgusted.

What do you call a grumpy white fuck who spends most of his time on a sports forum talking about Obama?
 
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