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I know. Im not good at rapping, but I give it a shot every once in a while..
 
:no1: Don't be talking, Mr. post-whore 9000Don't forget you're talking to me, I make girls arouse andI'm like a king to his servant,My rhymes are mad fervent.I make the ladies steamy like an ass on a heater.You bust a nut faster then me running the 100 meterf*cking hoes? Please boy, you're a god dammed virgin.My rhymes are so sick tonight you'll be lying under a surgeon.Now here you are, looking like a faggot cocksuckerPlease don't come back or when I'm done you'll be looking like this ugly ass mother *ucker
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YO IM A WHITE BOY AND MY NECK IS RED I LIKE MIRACLE WHIP ON MY WONDER BREAD YO YO YO DIG IT!!!!!!!!!!
 
Yo, Hey. Pestilances hair looks like a soccer moms unshaved pussy. Rolled in dirt with Bin Laden, add some soy sauce, undergrowth mustache
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Apr 9 2007, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yo, Hey. Pestilances hair looks like a soccer moms unshaved pussy. Rolled in dirt with Bin Laden, add some soy sauce, undergrowth mustache</div>brilliant rhyme scheme
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 9 2007, 04:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>YO IM A WHITE BOY AND MY NECK IS RED I LIKE MIRACLE WHIP ON MY WONDER BREAD YO YO YO DIG IT!!!!!!!!!!</div>the yo yo yo dig it part made me laugh
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ready for my worthless rhyme?This is why your notthis is why your notthis is why this is why your notchorusyour not because u lieI am because I dontthis is why this is why your notchorusu dont gotta tapu dont gotta napu can have a million sexual names on your backchorusu represent germanyyour a notzsisome nozzles say its queer but ul show dem the definition of queerchorusu love the notzsi ladiesbecause dem nozzles show u their breaststhe men all dance because u used crest so they all smell your breathbut in the batcavethey love to bite u slowso when u come to town they watch u pick your nosechorusdipset to gunot(ballin)u gotta do it slowbecause in the a-town they be bitin on your toeschorusyour not because your gayyou tap all daybut only with men who can paychorus
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (junot111 @ Apr 9 2007, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>the yo yo yo dig it part made me laugh
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ready for my worthless rhyme?This is why your notthis is why your notthis is why this is why your notchorusyour not because u lieI am because I dontthis is why this is why your notchorusu dont gotta tapu dont gotta napu can have a million sexual names on your backchorusu represent germanyyour a notzsisome nozzles say its queer but ul show dem the definition of queerchorusu love the notzsi ladiesbecause dem nozzles show u their breaststhe men all dance because u used crest so they all smell your breathbut in the batcavethey love to bite u slowso when u come to town they watch u pick your nosechorusdipset to gunot(ballin)u gotta do it slowbecause in the a-town they be bitin on your toeschorusyour not because your gayyou tap all daybut only with men who can paychorus</div>Hot sh*t. you needa get signed.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>ready for my worthless rhyme?This is why your notthis is why your notthis is why this is why your notchorusyour not because u lieI am because I dontthis is why this is why your notchorusu dont gotta tapu dont gotta napu can have a million sexual names on your backchorusu represent germanyyour a notzsisome nozzles say its queerbut ul show dem the definition of queerchorusu love the notzsi ladiesbecause dem nozzles show u their breaststhe men all dancebecause u used crest so they all smell your breathbut in the batcavethey love to bite u slowso when u come to town they watch u pick your nosechorusdipset to gunot(ballin)u gotta do it slowbecause in the a-town they be bitin on your toeschorusyour not because your gayyou tap all daybut only with men who can paychorus</div>Oh snap, Mims remix! That one really made me laugh!
 
lol geeze, thanksedit: since its so short im thinking of making a part 2
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part 2... prob not as goodchorusthis is why your not, catch me sittin on a rock, every week another novel another rock16 chapters, 80 pages aint alot, 500 a book nozzle show me where u last stopI be in the bathroom, u kno how I do, sittin on the toilet and flippin page to page, but when its nap time I be sexin other dudeschorusthis is why your not, your whole family lookin fat, when I see from outer earth u be all over the map. but what does that have to do, with anything at all?well, nothin, lawl.u like the way I eat dem fat burgersI be eatin more than shaq, dem fat burgersbut when it comes crunch time I be hustiln all over the placeeating burgers, chewin on nuggets, the salami&cheese be all over the place!chorusdis is why your not, u aint a real german, but somehow your still related to hitler's urineso u aint really pakistani, and u aint really germanso why u still gotta wear those big ass turbansbut who am I to question, your unknown racefor all I kno, u cud have come from outer spaceso take this as a hint, start usin mintsand dont come back until your whole body's rinsedI see a nasty man, with a very ugly tanwhy the hell u sweaty, your bigger than a vanchorusso ima wrap it up, your a disgrace to your raceI dont kno where u from,but I kno its another placeand dont get me wrongI aint a racist bi*chbut when it comes to stinky gay guysdont make me bring out my macemy rhymes can be gaymy rhymes can seem tenseso ima say a few words, that dont make no fu*kin sensehow bout them raptorsthey be ballin like crazybetter than the netsthey're gettin lazydoc rivers cant coachhis substitution patterns amaze meso y dont the celtics just go out and hire a ladyI kno my ab's and c'sand I kno how to throw some d'sI be hustlin for a couple g'snaw, call me crazyPEACE OUT SUCKERS
 
Ten pages unfulfilling reminisceto slap these fake villainous crap rappers that swear they killin ithalf a yall illiterate, it just seem tragicthat this beauty pageant got nuts too dry to get blastedout of Johnsons dirtier than Magic'splaying with yourself palm pilots made of elasticso just keep pulling, ya just might find it, finish yo assignmentmy flow and rhymin aligned withaccrued blessins and lessons my mind still findinbut my time expired, my rhyme retireddrop a couple Altoids form spittin all this fire
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 10 2007, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ten pages unfulfilling reminisceto slap these fake villainous crap rappers that swear they killin ithalf a yall illiterate, it just seem tragicthat this beauty pageant got nuts too dry to get blastedout of Johnsons dirtier than Magic'splaying with yourself palm pilots made of elasticso just keep pulling, ya just might find it, finish yo assignmentmy flow and rhymin aligned withaccrued blessins and lessons my mind still findinbut my time expired, my rhyme retireddrop a couple Altoids form spittin all this fire</div>Game. Set. Match.
 
When it comes to rapping I'm the messiahCompared to me you all are worse than american idols sajaya Haha thats all I got.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>doc rivers cant coach
his substitution patterns amaze me
so y dont the celtics just go out and hire a lady</div>
:HAHAHA: So true, so true.
 
camby how old are you?don't even know what to doyou cant just come up in here and expect to know how to raptry it again and I'll blow you off the mapcb4 why you keep postinwhen you pass by, just keep on coastinnever come back, because if you doill shave your head, you muthafuckin jew,steal your jew gold, sell it for twofoldthen I'll be richer than tony,take his girl, then take his Sonythats all for now, it's time to rungotta go jam, gotta get it done
 
BALLA BALLA BALLA you are not funny,he really thought I would pose nude for a little bit of money.I said "Tony, your freaking crazy, I would never do that"Then he said "well you must be small and bushy like a cat"I said "hell no.....damn Tony, your a fag"This further proves my point that Tony IS a dragHe asked if I would want a asian, hispanic or a blackThen I said "a midget bi*ch!!!", he said he could do that.I tried to end it..but couldnt think of anything...
 
I'm really sick of the losing Celtics,
They haven't won a title since 1986,
They have a worse record than the motherfuckin Knicks,
Doc getting an extension? He must suck Ainge's dick,
However, we have a few bright spots that I'm looking forward to,
Some good young talent and hopefully a pick in the top 2,
But after this draft what the hell's Danny gonna do?
Nobody's even sure if Danny himself has a clue,
Our whole future lies on these damn lotto balls,
But we need a couple vets that will maybe get some calls,
Half our fu*kin current roster just came from study hall,
This is gettin out of hand and the fans are gettin pissed,
It's like every fan in Boston is really getting dissed,
They spend a lot of time and money to follow this team,
Waiting 21 years to re-live a dream,
But what's going on right now just makes us wanna scream,
We're sick of this bullsh** motherfuckin waiting game,
Pierce won't stick around if Ainge doesn't take some action,
If he doesn't pull the trigger Paul will lose his attraction,
As a matter of fact, it would be a big distraction,
So let's go Motherf*cker - make some transactions!

Rant over.
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Suns are blazin blazinJalen Rose must be hazin hazinbecause he and the Bankster aint doing sh*tMight as well call it quit, bi*chD'Antoni don't preach D,fine, OK, that's cool with mebut when you lose to the Jazz,hell that's worse than losin to the MavsAmare's back ready to tear Kwame a new oneKeep thrashing until kobe says he's doneThen cock slap duncan and the spursGoaltend? bi*ch, we so fast you just see blursThen we run into Dallas, don't be soft, gotta be callousRun to the Finals take on the EastBetter watch out, Nash is a beastSuns in 07 comin fastLook! Oh damn, they already passed
 
Yo, these cats rhyme so nastilyits like a double wack mc stat factorydon't even know why they chose to go after meease up and hit that backspace buttonstop frontin and take time to say somethinKatie Holmes listen to less gay sh*t from her husbandYo, everybody stand in lineI'll serve you dummies one at a timeI'm inclined to improve your rhymeswon't even give your change backunless I wrap it in a sock to smash your brains backit'll be an improvement over these same rapsyou can map the hemisphere of where your game atRick James turnin over in his grave perhapscause this piss test like a cocaine relapsemy crooked lines making all these weak minds collapseI'll serve any of ya'll off the top. Spit something my way.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 10 2007, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>camby how old are you?don't even know what to doyou cant just come up in here and expect to know how to raptry it again and I'll blow you off the map</div>Your rhymes are weaker than Jesus when he was crucifiedMy rhymes made Brittany Spears lose her mindThose lyrics won't you spittin take you far My lyrics are sweeter than Kareem Abdul Jabaar
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby23Land @ Apr 10 2007, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Your rhymes are weaker than Jesus when he was crucifiedMy rhymes made Brittany Spears lose he mindThose lyrics won't you spittin take you far My lyrics are sweeter than Kareem Abdul Jabaar
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</div>Did you just try to rhyme crucified and mind?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 11 2007, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yo, these cats rhyme so nastily
its like a double wack mc stat factory
don't even know why they chose to go after me
ease up and hit that backspace button
stop frontin and take time to say somethin
Katie Holmes listen to less gay sh*t from her husband
Yo, everybody stand in line
I'll serve you dummies one at a time
I'm inclined to improve your rhymes
won't even give your change back
unless I wrap it in a sock to smash your brains back
it'll be an improvement over these same raps
you can map the hemisphere of where your game at
Rick James turnin over in his grave perhaps
cause this piss test like a cocaine relapse
my crooked lines making all these weak minds collapse

I'll serve any of ya'll off the top. Spit something my way.</div>
Nastily isn't a word, do you need a dictionary?
Dawg you don't scare me, you little fairy,
You talk like you got game but on the contrary,
The rap I quoted above made you look like a bigger ass than Hallie Berry,
Don't come up in here and talk like you're gonna take the throne,
Aint no Motherf*cker capable of handlin me when I'm in a zone,
I'm the dude turnin heads and makin bitches moan,
I'll have you so fu*kin confused you'll think your in a cyclone,
Now I could keep goin but it would be wastin valuable time,
Imma wait until your punk ass can bang out another rhyme
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 11 2007, 12:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't think ANY of that rhymed, gentile...</div>Is that all you got?"Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious/embarrassed they're parents still listen to Elvis" -Eminem <u>Without Me</u>None of that technically rhymed neither, but it's still sick. Real rappers twist syllables to make them act right. But you already know that, right?
 
sh*t that was pretty good cb32 lol<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 10 2007, 09:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Is that all you got?"Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious/embarrassed they're parents still listen to Elvis" -Eminem <u>Without Me</u>None of that technically rhymed neither, but it's still sick. Real rappers twist syllables to make them act right. But you already know that, right?</div>elvIS and rebelliOUS(which makes an isss sound) are closer than rhyming than whatever the hell you said.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Apr 11 2007, 12:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nastily isn't a word, do you need a dictionary?Dawg you don't scare me, you little fairy,You talk like you got game but on the contrary,The rap I quoted above made you look like a bigger ass than Hallie Berry,Don't come up in here and talk like you're gonna take the throne,Aint no Motherf*cker capable of handlin me when I'm in a zone,I'm the dude turnin heads and makin bitches moan,I'll have you so fu*kin confused you'll think your in a cyclone,Now I could keep goin but it would be wastin valuable time,Imma wait until your punk ass can bang out another rhyme</div>You won't wait long, I won't make a planyou faker than Shaquille O'Neals Laker fansI'll post your weak trash talk just to break a manbreak your legs next time you try to take a standyou ain't got no bitches, you just crash alonethey really moan when stupid Celtic fans get thrownyour mom's basement is the only place you got a throneand you can only use that one when she ain't at homeThat leprechaun ain't luckyYour squad so suckysend your ugly hoes over to just sick my ducky
 
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