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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 11 2007, 12:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>sh*t that was pretty good cb32 lolelvIS and rebelliOUS(which makes an isss sound) are closer than rhyming than whatever the hell you said.</div>What about "parents," "embarrassed," "hellions?" He had them clicking with that "issss" sound too.
 
roses are red, violets are blue,when it comes to men suckin dickit involves all of youstop rapping like your jay-zand get edjucated, baby!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 10 2007, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't think ANY of that rhymed, gentile...</div>lol, gentile pretty much spits the illest verse anybody's done in this thread and you think none of it rhymed. lol
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 10 2007, 10:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Did you just try to rhyme crucified and mind?</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 10 2007, 10:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>sh*t that was pretty good cb32 lolelvIS and rebelliOUS(which makes an isss sound) are closer than rhyming than whatever the hell you said.</div>It doesn't have to rhyme perfectly, no artists lyrics rhyme perfect.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 11 2007, 01:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You won't wait long, I won't make a plan
you faker than Shaquille O'Neals Laker fans
I'll post your weak trash talk just to break a man
break your legs next time you try to take a stand
you ain't got no bitches, you just crash alone
they really moan when stupid Celtic fans get thrown
your mom's basement is the only place you got a throne
and you can only use that one when she ain't at home
That leprechaun ain't lucky
Your squad so sucky
send your ugly hoes over to just sick my ducky</div>
Go head and trash my team - it doesn't offend me,
But I'm the dope rapper that you pretend to be,
Actin like that bullsh** above was the end of me,
dawg you can't contend with me,
You can't see me, I got the energy,
The only part of me you can see is the rear end of me,
Sick my ducky? Is that what I heard?
I suggest your bi*ch ass should start using real words,
Homie this is absurd, take a look at what just really occured,
I just stole your thunder away from you like Isiah lost it to Bird,
I'm the real deal just waitin for some competition,
I just made you my bi*ch - now go get in the kitchen
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The White T-Mac @ Apr 11 2007, 03:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>who exactly are you battling? lmao</div>
Do you NOT notice the quotes above our raps?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Apr 11 2007, 03:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Go head and trash my team - it doesn't offend me,But I'm the dope rapper that you pretend to be,Actin like that bullsh** above was the end of me,dawg you can't contend with me,You can't see me, I got the energy,The only part of me you can see is the rear end of me,Sick my ducky? Is that what I heard?I suggest your bi*ch ass should start using real words,Homie this is absurd, take a look at what just really occured,I just stole your thunder away from you like Isiah lost it to Bird,I'm the real deal just waitin for some competition,I just made you my bi*ch - now go get in the kitchen</div>Allright, since you a biter, I'll switch my style up. See if you can keep up. I'm not mad though. It's clear you're learning something. Just cite my work, son. Check it out. Rhymes within rhymes.If I'm just pretending then what are you doingyou just jacked my style without my blessineven less than you got none of your own like freshmenso you just a boy -I'm grownso it ain't costin meyou cussin like you feel you already lost to mein your own rhymeyou an emcee in your own mindso take this battle deal meekand feel real rap speakcause you lying like when Bird fired Zekeget your ass tweaked in chatroom, boards, or pmyou wack like former Celtic gmsstyle hidden so nobody can see himin third person for gentile, "You can't out emcee him!"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 11 2007, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Allright, since you a biter, I'll switch my style up. See if you can keep up. I'm not mad though. It's clear you're learning something. Just cite my work, son. Check it out. Rhymes within rhymes.

If I'm just pretending then what are you doing
you just jacked my style without my blessin
even less than
you got none of your own like freshmen
so you just a boy -I'm grown
so it ain't costin me
you cussin like you feel you already lost to me
in your own rhyme
you an emcee in your own mind
so take this battle deal meek
and feel real rap speak
cause you lying like when Bird fired Zeke
get your ass tweaked in chatroom, boards, or pm
you wack like former Celtic gms
style hidden so nobody can see him
in third person for gentile, "You can't out emcee him!"</div>
First off son I didn't jack your style,
Why would I want to steal something so foul?
Dawg, stop frontin you know you're in denial,
I've been here long before you - people here have known me for a while,
And I wasn't even talkin about Bird firing Zeke, you ass,
I'm talkin about when Bird stole Isiah's inbounds pass,
See you sunk so low you're talkin in the 3rd person,
In your heart you know I'm a star like Allen Iverson,
You chokin in the clutch like you Chris Webber,
your game is soft while mine's like smooth leather,
I'm hard core and you're style is as light as a feather,
Let's get real - you should just quit altogether,
Man I'm sick of your ass talkin like you the champ,
I'll take out you and your whole camp,
I be takin your girl and turnin em on like a lamp,
while you be baggin my groceries and collectin food stamps,
Dawg you know I'm the truth,
Against me - you aint bustin loose,
You struck out while I smacked it out the park like Babe Ruth,
And I don't stop I'm doin this sh*t with little effort,
It takes you a while to come up with rhymes - I'm quicker than a leopard,
I come up with some sh*t that you just won't be expectin,
Your style is so warped that you'd think it was fu*kin infected,
Homie just give me the crown, Imma never back down,
You'll be outta the game real soon like you fu*kin Kedrick Brown,
Battlin your ass in here is truly a shame,
Aint nobody up in here fu*kin recognize your name,
Pussy ass comin up on me you got a style to claim,
Dawg I'm at a status that you'll never proclaim,
Go ahead and try to spit again - act like this battle is still alive,
You will never survive, homie just take a dive,
I'll erase all your accolades like they did to the Fab 5
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Apr 11 2007, 09:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm going to have to break out a rap....you guys are terrible.</div>lol. seriously. that other thread was so much better. this one.. :thumbdn1:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Apr 11 2007, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm going to have to break out a rap....you guys are terrible.</div>"Break out" a rap? You just beat yourself.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Apr 11 2007, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>First off son I didn't jack your style,Why would I want to steal something so foul?Dawg, stop frontin you know you're in denial,I've been here long before you - people here have known me for a while,And I wasn't even talkin about Bird firing Zeke, you ass,I'm talkin about when Bird stole Isiah's inbounds pass,See you sunk so low you're talkin in the 3rd person,In your heart you know I'm a star like Allen Iverson,You chokin in the clutch like you Chris Webber,your game is soft while mine's like smooth leather,I'm hard core and you're style is as light as a feather,Let's get real - you should just quit altogether,Man I'm sick of your ass talkin like you the champ,I'll take out you and your whole camp,I be takin your girl and turnin em on like a lamp,while you be baggin my groceries and collectin food stamps,Dawg you know I'm the truth,Against me - you aint bustin loose,You struck out while I smacked it out the park like Babe Ruth,And I don't stop I'm doin this sh*t with little effort,It takes you a while to come up with rhymes - I'm quicker than a leopard,I come up with some sh*t that you just won't be expectin,Your style is so warped that you'd think it was fu*kin infected,Homie just give me the crown, Imma never back down,You'll be outta the game real soon like you fu*kin Kedrick Brown,Battlin your ass in here is truly a shame,Aint nobody up in here fu*kin recognize your name,Pussy ass comin up on me you got a style to claim,Dawg I'm at a status that you'll never proclaim,Go ahead and try to spit again - act like this battle is still alive,You will never survive, homie just take a dive,I'll erase all your accolades like they did to the Fab 5</div>^This is pretty bad. It's hard to respond to something this crappy. But I did. Tell me if you like it.CBalla sorry,Plus his whole style older than Atarithis frontline of weak punchlines benign hari karican't touch me hardly, wanna punch this fake real dude jawhe's F*cked without the benefit of ideal lube jobthis pussy writing rhymes with a Vagisil tube ya'llFake thuggin taken when I make his cold ice cube thawhis self-esteem will melt clean,ice pick his spleen on his green jersey no doubtsomebody help himCeltic Balla got knocked the F*ck out.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 13 2007, 10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>^This is pretty bad. It's hard to respond to something this crappy. But I did. Tell me if you like it.CBalla sorry,Plus his whole style older than Atarithis frontline of weak punchlines benign hari karican't touch me hardly, wanna punch this fake real dude jawhe's F*cked without the benefit of ideal lube jobthis pussy writing rhymes with a Vagisil tube ya'llFake thuggin taken when I make his cold ice cube thawhis self-esteem will melt clean,ice pick his spleen on his green jersey no doubtsomebody help himCeltic Balla got knocked the F*ck out.</div>CBalla has fallen/wide open like Tony Allen/Maybe next season ehh I havent even no ones sh*t yet, just the last line. LOL
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 13 2007, 10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>^This is pretty bad. It's hard to respond to something this crappy. But I did. Tell me if you like it.
CBalla sorry,
Plus his whole style older than Atari
this frontline of weak punchlines benign hari kari
can't touch me hardly,
wanna punch this fake real dude jaw
he's F*cked without the benefit of ideal lube job
this pussy writing rhymes with a Vagisil tube ya'll
Fake thuggin taken when I make his cold ice cube thaw
his self-esteem will melt clean,
ice pick his spleen on his green jersey no doubt
somebody help him
Celtic Balla got knocked the F*ck out.</div>
So you diss my rap and then you counter it with this?
Listen to your raps? I'd rather drink a cup of piss,
And you aint knock me out son, you didn't even connect on the punch,
You just can't admit I chewed you out like a Nestle Crunch,
Do you realize that you said "fake real dude jaw"?
How many times I gotta point out that flaw?
Half the time you don't make sense - you should just withdraw,
Call me fake again you'll only be able to eat through a thin straw,
I'm not tryin to be someone that I'm not,
I'm not out the hood, I don't smoke pot, I aint neva been shot,
I'm man enough to admit I'm not a G - you're not
Now stop actin all hard and stop actin like you thuggin,
Homie you aint rugged, you're clearly buggin,
Act hard all you want - in this battle you're struggling,
Gentile must be a cover-up for "gentle", right?
because your rhymes are softer than the pillow I sleep on at night
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Apr 13 2007, 01:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So you diss my rap and then you counter it with this?Listen to your raps? I'd rather drink a cup of piss,And you aint knock me out son, you didn't even connect on the punch,You just can't admit I chewed you out like a Nestle Crunch,Do you realize that you said "fake real dude jaw"?How many times I gotta point out that flaw?Half the time you don't make sense - you should just withdraw,Call me fake again you'll only be able to eat through a thin straw,I'm not tryin to be someone that I'm not,I'm not out the hood, I don't smoke pot, I aint neva been shot,I'm man enough to admit I'm not a G - you're notNow stop actin all hard and stop actin like you thuggin,Homie you aint rugged, you're clearly buggin,Act hard all you want - in this battle you're struggling,Gentile must be a cover-up for "gentle", right?because your rhymes are softer than the pillow I sleep on at night</div>Better! But please cease with the English correctionsget some peace with your dummie dictionary obsessionleave your person strife, cause ya vocab hurtin for lifeI mold the language nice, while you're straight up versa-vice,excuse me, vice-versavictim lyrical murder, slanguage metronome spin you out further and furthertoo dizzy for a come upbut you still manage to bore usF*ck your dictionary and your whole thesaurusfallin off your lap when you do your gay guy chorusyour style, a sieve poroussplashin pig sh*t rhymes all up on usyou're done, my skillz sonorous of courseso stick a fork in himopen chicken chittlin pork enemamy rhyme force killin himin his own suburban cinema
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 13 2007, 01:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Better!
But please cease with the English corrections
get some peace with your dummie dictionary obsession
leave your person strife, cause ya vocab hurtin for life
I mold the language nice, while you're straight up versa-vice,
excuse me, vice-versa
victim lyrical murder,
slanguage metronome spin you out further and further
too dizzy for a come up
but you still manage to bore us
F*ck your dictionary and your whole thesaurus
fallin off your lap when you do your gay guy chorus
your style, a sieve porous
splashin pig sh*t rhymes all up on us
you're done, my skillz sonorous of course
so stick a fork in him
open chicken chittlin pork enema
my rhyme force killin him
in his own suburban cinema</div>
My vocab is actually pretty solid, I was just lowering to your level,
Stop playin us all like your some type of rebel,
Nice job, you used big words - congratulations,
But half of that still didn't make sense - don't further complicate things,
You can bi*ch all you want, but do you want my observations?
Your raps are full of weak punch lines and false accusations,
This battle is so boring, it's a fu*kin tribulation,
My rhymes are so deadly they're like a vaccination,
Homie take a vacation,
Make more of your rap life which is nothing more than a fabrication,
And by my calculations,
After those disses and false allegations,
You did nothing more than F*ck up your reputation,
Man this is an innovation,
I'm startin to create sh*t that will last for generations,
I'm defying all of the broken rules and regulations,
I got determination to start this rap association,
You're a disgrace to the united nations since the start of western civilization
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>My rhymes are so deadly they're like a vaccination,</div>oh the irony, reminds me of "y'all n*ggas is scared/I'm your worst nightmare squared, that's double for n*ggas who ain't mathematically aware"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Apr 13 2007, 01:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My vocab is actually pretty solid, I was just lowering to your level,Stop playin us all like your some type of rebel,Nice job, you used big words - congratulations,But half of that still didn't make sense - don't further complicate things,You can bi*ch all you want, but do you want my observations?Your raps are full of weak punch lines and false accusations,This battle is so boring, it's a fu*kin tribulation,My rhymes are so deadly they're like a vaccination,Homie take a vacation,Make more of your rap life which is nothing more than a fabrication,And by my calculations,After those disses and false allegations,You did nothing more than F*ck up your reputation,Man this is an innovation,I'm startin to create sh*t that will last for generations,I'm defying all of the broken rules and regulations,I got determination to start this rap association,You're a disgrace to the united nations since the start of western civilization</div>Injection? Please nigga I'm perfectionBoston C's lookin like last week's erectionYou bitches rhyme worse than OprahKeep tryin and I'll smoke yaHarder than Reppin smoking weed from BogataYou might as well go back to yo mammy's basementSo you're not feeling a sense of displacementYou think that ugly sh*t will last for generations?Hell nigga, nothin lasts, not even corporationsNow go on home with your tail between your legsAnd let yo mammy fix you up some ham and eggs
 
We at the waffle house, waitress said "watch yo mouth"My girl talk while she eat, told her "watch yo mouth"Got white that keeps me fresh like baby powderWash my girl's face and chest, give her a baby showerBut she aint expecting, I keep her guessingHow you stay so freshly dressed? I tell my baby... powderWe bring the burners B, We turn you burgundyMorning news you niggas, son... Ron burgundyWe at the hot dog stand, she make my hot dog standbi*ch kobayashi'd the whole team, she like hot dogs manDrove through the garment district, on a charming visitGlove box got the sparkling biscuitSo if the cops tryna ticketWARNING: I'ma click itWe watching Looney TuniesWe at the movies loopyMy boo turned to me and she said"Yo dude, looney tune me":HAHAHA:
 
one day I eat lunchnext day I eat lunchwednesday I eat lunchnow all I do is munch, munch, munch
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (junot111 @ Apr 14 2007, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>one day I eat lunchnext day I eat lunchwednesday I eat lunchnow all I do is munch, munch, munch</div>Dipset should sign your ass. You'd be the best in the Diplomats
 
They see me bikingThey dislikingPatrollin and tryna catch me biking dirtyTyna catch me biking dirty (x4)My bell so loudI'm clickingThey hope that they gonna catch me biking dirty (x4)Preschoolers see if they can see me pedalingI'm greasy so I don't look cleanFor me to bike while I bike byThey can see the chromeAnd the shine on my bike and hornBikin with a new stuffed animal it like to hold onNext to the guy who keep biking onThere's a full drink in my packHoldin the jacka onto a rackYou know I'm strong like strong legsJust truna pedal ain't tryin to have no breaksBiking clean as heck I pull in excerciseLaws on turning and you know I followizeHonking all the way to the maximizeI can speak for some folks trying to cut me off...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Legacy @ Apr 14 2007, 04:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>They see me bikingThey dislikingPatrollin and tryna catch me biking dirtyTyna catch me biking dirty (x4)My bell so loudI'm clickingThey hope that they gonna catch me biking dirty (x4)Preschoolers see if they can see me pedalingI'm greasy so I don't look cleanFor me to bike while I bike byThey can see the chromeAnd the shine on my bike and hornBikin with a new stuffed animal it like to hold onNext to the guy who keep biking onThere's a full drink in my packHoldin the jacka onto a rackYou know I'm strong like strong legsJust truna pedal ain't tryin to have no breaksBiking clean as heck I pull in excerciseLaws on turning and you know I followizeHonking all the way to the maximizeI can speak for some folks trying to cut me off...</div>They see me trikinwith a bottle of VicotinPatrollin n tryna catch me ridin dirtyTryna catch me ridin dirty (x4)I'm always clankinLike Fergie JenkinsThey hopin they gon catch me riding dirty(x4)
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 14 2007, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>They see me trikinwith a bottle of VicotinPatrollin n tryna catch me ridin dirtyTryna catch me ridin dirty (x4)I'm always clankinLike Fergie JenkinsThey hopin they gon catch me riding dirty(x4)</div>damn it, I was going to do triking next. Completely stole my idea.
 
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