I'm bored, so:
Welcome back, my friends to the thread that never ends.
We're so glad you could attend! Come inside! Come inside!
There behind the glass stands a trade machine morass.
Be careful as you pass. Move along! Move along!
Come inside, the trade’s about to start.
Guaranteed to blow your head apart!
Rest assured we'll get our money's worth.
The greatest trade, in Heaven, Hell or Earth!
You've got to see the trade. It's taylor made!
You've got to see the trade! It’s made for shade!
Right before your eyes, we'll pull laughter from the skies
And then you’ll laugh and then you’ll cry,
Then you’ll die, then you’ll die.
Come inside, the trade’s about to start.
Guaranteed to blow your head apart!
Rest assured we'll get our money's worth.
The greatest trade, in Heaven, Hell or Earth!