Three word story

[C.Ronaldo]

C.Ronaldo kicked Dan's

 

[dycdan]

Transexual drugged-up hampster.

 

[C.Ronaldo]

The Hampster was

 

[dycdan]

secretly Ronaldo's peanut.

 

[HeadCase]

Which ladies hated

 

[C.Ronaldo]

Less than Dan's

 

[bbwMax]

yellow giraffe named

 

[retardx]

Crouch. It also

 

[dycdan]

Tard's and Max's ...

 

[Lennon 18]

Who Are Sexually...

 

[C.Ronaldo]

transmitted with diseases.

 

[retardx]

Dan is actually

 

[Lennon 18]

a cheap rentboy..

 

[HeadCase]

all week long

 

[Lennon 18]

and sits on..

 

[C.Ronaldo]

his lousy couch

 

[Wolf]

While Sucking His...

 

[bbwMax]

big, hairy,

Lollipop

 

[HeadCase]

till the end

 

[Wolf]

of exsitance and

 

[Diamond Dust]

...frustrated because of

 

[Wolf]

the impenaterable armour...

 

[Diamond Dust]

...made of Asda...

 

[Lennon 18]

just like his..

 

[bbwMax]

beer and fags

 

[C.Ronaldo]

Which he smoked...

 

[HeadCase]

fifty a day....

 

[C.Ronaldo]

because of stress.

 

[Y2Kyle]

and heavy bags..

 

[Lennon 18]

Under his eyes...