This wouldn't ever happen, but I think this improves each team.
Jrue to PDX
K-love/Redick to PHI
Horford/Richardson to NO
CJ to CLE
I think Cleveland needs to throw in a pick, and we might need to as well. New Orleans needs something for taking on that Horford contract, but I'm not sure it's #5 (but possibly, with our pick going to CLE).
PHI starting lineup could be: Simmons/Redick/Harris/Love/Embiid. I think that's probably best in the league.
We could end up using Jrue as a swiss-army knife. Defense first-player in the starting lineup, manning the point in the second unit.
Lillard/Trent/Jrue/Collins/Nurkic - lots of defense. No excuses for Stotts at that point.