ABM
Happily Married In Music City, USA!
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Masturbating. Why?
Oh don't be such a prude. It's good for your health and clears up acne. That is if you don't mind trading your eyesight.
Hoarding toilet paper?Wait, what's your wife doing?
Jacking off. Does this confirm your suspicion?I'm pooping.
You?
Shoulda bought seedlings. You’ll be lucky to have blooms by late August using seeds……Indeed! To attract hummingbirds.
You deserved it for not letting me borrow!