OT Who Should Get Each Job if Paul Allen Cleaned House and Replaced Everyone w/ S2 Members?!

[BonesJones]

Fun little exercise. Who would be the best S2 poster for each job?

Front Office:
President:
GM:
Assistant GM:
CBA Expert:
Head of Statistics/Analytics:
Head of Marketting:
Chief Ambassador:
Head of Security:
Head of Scouting:
Head of International Scouting:

Coaching:
Head Coach:
Big Man Coach:
Other Assistants:
Head of Player Development:

Other:
Waterboy(s):
Ballboy(s):

Name other jobs if you want and I'll add them to the list:

 

[jlprk]

I'll be the male cheerleader!

The one who dances around yelling, "Fire Olshey, Stotts, and McCollum!"

 

[Orion Bailey]

I'll be the male cheerleader!

The one who dances around yelling, "Fire Olshey, Stotts, and McCollum!"

And you make me think of the longest yard now.
Do you own pom poms?

 

[BonesJones]

HERE'S MINE SO FAR:

Front Office:
President: @PtldPlatypus
GM:
Assistant GM: @BrianFromWA
CBA Expert: @hoopsjock
Head of Statistics/Analytics: @Boob-No-More
Head of Marketting: @stampedehero
Chief Ambassador: @KingSpeed
Head of Security: @HCP
Head of Scouting:
Head of International Scouting: @Rastapopoulos

Coaching:
Head Coach: @BonesJones
Big Man Coach:
Other Assistant Coaches: @Orion Bailey
Head of Player Development: @dviss1

 

[jlprk]

And you make me think of the longest yard now.
Do you own pom poms?

No, but this itchy bra is killing me!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Front Office:
President: @SlyPokerDog
GM: @PtldPlatypus
Assistant GM:
CBA Expert:
Head of Statistics/Analytics: @Boob-No-More
Head of Marketing: @Darkwebs
Chief Ambassador:
Head of Security: @bodyman5000 and 1 @Strenuus
Head of Scouting:
Head of International Scouting:

Coaching:
Head Coach: @BonesJones
Big Man Coach: @Chris Craig
Other Assistants:
Head of Player Development:

Other:
Waterboy(s): @Portland2014
Ballboy(s):

Bench riding comedian #1: Me
Bench riding comedian #2: @HCP
Bench riding comedian #3: @jlprk


(To be continued...)

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Front Office:
President: @SlyPokerDog
GM: @PtldPlatypus
Assistant GM:
CBA Expert:
Head of Statistics/Analytics: @Boob-No-More
Head of Marketing: @Darkwebs
Chief Ambassador:
Head of Security: @Strenuus
Head of Scouting:
Head of International Scouting:

Coaching:
Head Coach: @BonesJones
Big Man Coach: @Chris Craig
Other Assistants:
Head of Player Development:

Other:
Waterboy(s): @Portland2014
Ballboy(s):

Bench riding comedian #1: Me
Bench riding comedian #2: @HCP
Bench riding comedian #3: @jlprk


(To be continued...)

Ahem....

I am the president. Slypokerdog is my bitch.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Mediocre Man for all jobs. Fire HCP from all jobs.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Ahem....

I am the president. Slypokerdog is my bitch.

Ha!!!
If thats the case we are gona be sold to another city soon.

Everyone knows cats dont give a shit!

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Ha!!!
If thats the case we are gona be sold to another city soon.

Everyone knows cats dont give a shit!

On the contrary. I give many shits. How do you think the dog gets any food after I eat all of his kibble?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ahem....

I am the president. Slypokerdog is my bitch.

SlyPokerCat hates me because his wife is a dog person. That's why he doesn't bring her to any of the forum get togethers anymore.

 

[Orion Bailey]

On the contrary. I give many shits. How do you think the dog gets any food after I eat all of his kibble?

Hahaha. Holy hell im cryin over here.

Also. Thanks for making my point. Lol

 

[CupWizier]

HERE'S MINE SO FAR:

Front Office:
President: @PtldPlatypus
GM:
Assistant GM:
CBA Expert: @hoopsjock
Head of Statistics/Analytics: @Boob-No-More
Head of Marketting:
Chief Ambassador: @KingSpeed
Head of Security:
Head of Scouting:
Head of International Scouting: @Rastapopoulos

Coaching:
Head Coach: Me
Big Man Coach:
Other Assistants:
Head of Player Development:

I'll be lead assistant. We will need someone to take over after the head coach is fired first month into the season.

 

[CupWizier]

SlyPokerCat hates me because his wife is a dog person. That's why he doesn't bring her to any of the forum get togethers anymore.

Well that's understandable once she tried doggy style.

 

[hoopsjock]

HERE'S MINE SO FAR:

Front Office:
President: @PtldPlatypus
GM:
Assistant GM:
CBA Expert: @hoopsjock
Head of Statistics/Analytics: @Boob-No-More
Head of Marketting:
Chief Ambassador: @KingSpeed
Head of Security:
Head of Scouting:
Head of International Scouting: @Rastapopoulos

Coaching:
Head Coach: Me
Big Man Coach:
Other Assistants:
Head of Player Development:

Why can't I be GM? lol

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Well that's understandable once she tried doggy style.

 

[riverman]

Fuck jobs....I'm about to retire

 

[riverman]

No, but this itchy bra is killing me!

stop shaving your chest and get it waxed....don't ask how I know this!

 

[e_blazer]

Mediocre Man for all jobs. Fire HCP from all jobs.

HCP would fill the Blaze The Trail Cat role nicely.

Well, maybe a little too nicely.

How far do you think they could let out the seams in that costume?

 

[H.C.]

Does it make me a bad person for wanting to be the coach for the Cheerleaders?
Err sorry, Blazer dancers.

 

[Natebishop3]

Does it make me a bad person for wanting to be the coach for the Cheerleaders?
Err sorry, Blazer dancers.

I would agree to this, if only to see you try to choreograph a dance and then show them how to do it.

 

[H.C.]

I would agree to this, if only to see you try to choreograph a dance and then show them how to do it.

You want to see ME dance?
That's a little weird yo.

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

HCP would fill the Blaze The Trail Cat role nicely.

Well, maybe a little too nicely.

How far do you think they could let out the seams in that costume?

We'll have to license the use of the name "Garfield" the cat once HCP takes on that role. Blaze had a little too much kibble.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

HCP would fill the Blaze The Trail Cat role nicely.

Well, maybe a little too nicely.

How far do you think they could let out the seams in that costume?

No need to let out the seams. He can wear the current costume on his FACE and a new version on his body. It will look like Blaze riding bigger Blaze's shoulders.

 

[riverman]

We'll have to license the use of the name "Garfield" the cat once HCP takes on that role. Blaze had a little too much kibble.

HCP can use his old costume as El Fuego!

 

[SportsAndWhine]

HCP can use his old costume as El Fuego!
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That’s THE El Fuego to you!

 

[BBert]

BBert: Blazer Dancers Fluffer

 

[SportsAndWhine]

BBert: Blazer Dancers Fluffer

That’s great until you see which S2 members are the new dancers...

 

[hoopsjock]

That’s great until you see which S2 members are the new dancers...

Maybe that's what he was hoping for?!?!?

 

[stampedehero]

QUOTE="BonesJones, post: 4441875, member: 28723"]Fun little exercise. Who would be the best S2 poster for each job?

Front Office:
President: @Denny Crane
GM@BonesJones
Assistant GM@eblazer
CBA Expert@ChrisCraig
Head of Statistics/Analytics@Maris61
Head of Marketing@stampedehero (I have a college degree in marketing)
Chief Ambassador@darkwebs
Head of Security@HCP
Head of Scouting@OrionBailey
Head of International Scouting:Kaiser Sorcese

Coaching:
Head Coach@dviss
Big Man Coach@ptldPlatypus
Other Assistants@JadeFalcon and all others posting in a forum
Head of Player Development@CupWizier

Other:
Waterboy(s)all newbies
Ballboy(s)@riverman (part time upon his request)

Name other jobs if you want and I'll add them to the list:[/QUOTE]