Game Thread Yankees vs. Blue Jays Friday 9/14/18, 7:05 pm

[Yankeefan5545]

Tonight the New York Yankees led by their Boner the Cud, lineup with more holes than a Krispy Crème Donut Bakery attempt to wain a game against another shit team. Maybe we'll see a win, after all John Heyman was singing the praises of Stanton.

 

[Lillie]

1-0 Hicks.

 

[Lillie]

2-0 Doo Doo.

 

[Lillie]

El Kracken 3-0.

 

[Lillie]

I'm on a tape delay can't keep up.

 

[cagedlion]

Small ball is working....whadda ya know .....Yankees up 5-0 first inning.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Yep, gotta love the small ball, been missing from this team for quite some time. Lets see if they can keep that trend through the remainder of this season and beyond.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Is Toronto's pitching that bad, or did Judges activation light a fire within this team.

It's been long overdue to see this team scrap together some runs without the long ball. And actually hit through the entire lineup in one inning...

Nothing wrong with the long Ball but....
Great interview with Billy Beane yesterday, on the importance of the long Bowl combined with the importance of small ball in addition. Got to get them on get them over get them in. Sound familiar??? Joe Torre...

 

[Lillie]

Tonight the New York Yankees led by their Boner the Cud, lineup with more holes than a Krispy Crème Donut Bakery attempt to wain a game against another shit team. Maybe we'll see a win, after all John Heyman was singing the praises of Stanton.

I like Krispy Creme can't get them in NY.

 

[Lillie]

Tanaka looks good so far and O'Neill talking about food again.

 

[Lillie]

Gardner 6-0.

 

[cagedlion]

Godner joins the fun. Knocks Estrada out of the game.
Yankees up 6-0 in the 3rd.

 

[cagedlion]

Yankees are a superstitious bunch....just like all athletes.
Godner not showing off his legs...his pants are actually touching his cletes....

 

[cagedlion]

Yankees up 8-0 thank you Stanton!

 

[cagedlion]

This games looks like a laugher......
It’s been awhile!

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Tack 'em on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lillie]

Nice.

 

[cagedlion]

Luke Voit is adroit in getting a walk to load the bases for Godner.
Keep adding those runs. Not this time.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

A base hit there would have been nice but Gardner flubs the dub. This team still can't shake those bases loaded failures.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

 

[Lillie]

I think its time to take out Tanaka.

 

[cagedlion]

Cutch is clutch! 9-0 Good Guys.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Mets 5
Bosx 0
Bottom 5th inning

A's 1
TBR 1
Bottom 6th

 

[Lillie]

McClutchen. 9-0.

 

[roywhite6]

And yet, all 8 of their runs have scored without a HR and only 2 XBH's (2 doubles). And while I am typing this, Cutch goes yard.

 

[roywhite6]

Sorry I'm late. Florence is visiting us here in NC

 

[cagedlion]

Rookie HP umpire has a very big strike zone. Needs more practice. But why in the major leagues?

 

[roywhite6]

Tanaka looks good. 79 pitches through 5, 0 R, 3 H, 2 BB, 6 K's.

 

[roywhite6]

Tanaka 90 pitches through 6.0. 8 K's.I'd take him out and start the 7th with a reliever.

 

[Lillie]

Here comes Cesspool.