Around the NBA - July 2017 Edition

[PDXFonz]

Did he say assets or asshats?

 

[PDXFonz]

Brooklyn trying to make every other team hate them.

His weed dealer goes on vacation in november.

 

[Cippy91]

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I'm not gonna lie, if I were an NBA free agent.... I'd pick Miami over any other franchise, because they're normally pretty good and it's Fucking Miami.

 

[RR7]

 

[Cippy91]

LOL

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Didn't they trade him? Lol

 

[BonesJones]

So they traded him away for a 2nd rounder and offer him $17Mperyear only a couple years later... Lol.

 

[BonesJones]

Crowder! Crowder! Crowder!

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[Natebishop3]

*you're

 

[theprunetang]

In 2012, when we drafted Meye_s Le_na__ , would you have ever believed he would be part of a trade for Carmello? We'd probably think, "Wow. This guy must have really panned out! Nice work Olshey!"

Ps. Meye_s loses the R's in his name for lack of rebounding, the O for no offense, and of course the D we all know about.

 

[BonesJones]

Hardaway is much better than Crabbe and got less per year on his offer sheet. If only AC could've became a free agent this year.

 

[MickZagger]

Find a way to get rid of Meyers and get Avery Bradley and the offseason would be a slam dunk in my book.

 

[PDXFonz]

MFers wanting hand outs

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Hard away is much better than Crabbe and got less per year on his offer sheet. If only AC could've became a free agent this year.

I know man. I would take Hardaway on that deal over Crabbe anyday.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I mean, that is pretty shitty thing to do lol

Edit: Saw Roberson's tweet, nevermind

 

[Mediocre Man]

In 2012, when we drafted Meye_s Le_na__ , would you have ever believed he would be part of a trade for Carmello? We'd probably think, "Wow. This guy must have really panned out! Nice work Olshey!"

Ps. Meye_s loses the R's in his name for lack of rebounding, the O for no offense, and of course the D we all know about.

Should just be known as L

 

[0-Our!]

...Ps. Meye_s loses the R's in his name for lack of rebounding, the O for no offense, and of course the D we all know about.

w/ this logic... I would call him ______ _______ bc he does SO MANY things wrong constantly that he's lacking/embarASSing something in the alphabet @ every turn! He's unlearing the game of basketball @ break-neck speeds, faster than anyone has ever done so in the history of the world!

 

[theprunetang]

Should just be known as L

That works too. Or he could just lose letters until he has no name. We could all just leave a blank space when we need to mention him. Something like this, which will probably happen a lot if he stays:
"___________ sure had a terrible game tonight. Also, what the fuck did ___________ just do with his hair? He looks like a character from Fraggle Rock."

 

[riverman]

When I think of Meyers in New York City first thing that comes to mind is those poor dogs.....and just try to park that Jeep in the City.

 

[Minstrel]

I'm not gonna lie, if I were an NBA free agent.... I'd pick Miami over any other franchise, because they're normally pretty good and it's Fucking Miami.

Begs the question--is Riley really such a great salesman, or is he just marketing water in the desert?

 

[BonesJones]

That works too. Or he could just lose letters until he has no name. We could all just leave a blank space when we need to mention him. Something like this, which will probably happen a lot if he stays:
"___________ sure had a terrible game tonight. Also, what the fuck did ___________ just do with his hair? He looks like a character from Fraggle Rock."

"You-know-who"

 

[SIeepwalker]

That works too. Or he could just lose letters until he has no name. We could all just leave a blank space when we need to mention him. Something like this, which will probably happen a lot if he stays:
"___________ sure had a terrible game tonight. Also, what the fuck did ___________ just do with his hair? He looks like a character from Fraggle Rock."

Well if the M stands for mental, he loses this one too... But he certainly gets to keep the L

 

[dviss1]

Blazer brothers and sisters hear me!!!

It has been decided... That he... The one who's given name shall NOT be spoken... And one who speaketh that name Shall do this at risk of lifetime banning!!

HE shall be known by one name...

and one name only...

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Blazer brothers and sisters hear me!!!

It has been decided... That he... The one who's given name shall NOT be spoken... And one who speaketh that name Shall do this at risk of lifetime banning!!

HE shall be known by one name...

and one name only...

I like butters though. Biebs.... not so much.

 

[Minstrel]

Blazer brothers and sisters hear me!!!

It has been decided... That he... The one who's given name shall NOT be spoken... And one who speaketh that name Shall do this at risk of lifetime banning!!

HE shall be known by one name...

and one name only...

Sorry, I'm a little behind on the RipCityTwo meme game--why is Jusuf Nurkic being called Butters?

 

[dviss1]

Sorry, I'm a little behind on the RipCityTwo meme game--why is Jusuf Nurkic being called Butters?

Wait what? Green font? I'm confused. The one who's name shall not be spoken is Butters.... Stop making my post anti-climatic!

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[Minstrel]

Wait what? Green font? I'm confused. The one who's name shall not be spoken is Butters....

No, no, I totally get that. We're on the same page. I was just wondering why we're calling Nurkic "Butters." That's all.

Stop making my post anti-climatic!

Sorry. Just trying to get a little help here...you know, be in on the joke.