Notice Blazers announce Jusuf Nurkic is playing limited minutes tonight against Suns

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Natebishop3]

Too soon...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Nate]

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[bodyman5000 and 1]

In winco now, this thread at least tipped me off that it is welfare day. I love full body tattoos.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Ooh, 50 year old woman with eyebrow rings and gauge earrings wearing sweats. Nice.

 

[stampedehero]

Sly. The whole point of April Fools is to create jokes that are believable. Now put the Cone Of Shame on and watch Meyers highlights.

That would merit the cone of silence (Get Smart)

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Ooh, 50 year old woman with eyebrow rings and gauge earrings wearing sweats. Nice.

well....any way you roll is fine with me.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

well....any way you roll is fine with me.

If I ever used green font, that should have been it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

The sad thing is that making Meyers a three point shooter has me susceptible to believing this franchise would do anything.

 

[Strenuus]

Man, the levels this speaks to.

 

[Dougnsalem]

April Fools!

Damn. I can't even come close to that one.... LMAO. I hear the Center St. Hospital down here has openings. I think you may qualify.....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Damn. I can't even come close to that one.... LMAO. I hear the Center St. Hospital down here has openings. I think you may qualify.....

Is that an ER? I'll qualify him.

 

[santeesioux]

Didn't fool me.

 

[TBpup]

Clickbait.....by Ben Golliver.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

 

[Dougnsalem]

Is that an ER? I'll qualify him.

No. The Oregon State Mental Hospital is on Center St....

Actually, you could probably qualify him for that too, right???

Lol

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

No. The Oregon State Mental Hospital is on Center St....

Actually, you could probably qualify him for that too, right???

Lol

He has it covered.

 

[BonesJones]

I hate you.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[oldfisherman]

Sly, "have a happy summer".

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly, "have a happy summer".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You just made this thread awesome!

Thank you

 

[Jade Falcon]

April Fools!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Minstrel]

That would be really awesome. Talk about a home court advantage--understanding the winds is not something most players want to deal with.

Also, this thread was great. Nice work. I'd unban you any day.

 

[Nikolokolus]

@SlyPokerDog I laughed.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Shit, I think Nurkic saw this thread. I am so fucked!

 

[ripcityboy]

Shit, I think Nurkic saw this thread. I am so fucked!

Don't worry. If your lucky he'll only tear your tail off.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Parking tickets placed on cars today.

 

[SlyPokerDog]