GAME THREAD: Round 1, Game 5 - Blazers @ Mavericks, 4.25.11, 5:30 PM

[Boob-No-More]

John Goble == Tim Donaghy

Mavs will win and cover the spread.

BNM

 

[julius]

lol. Terry thinks he's the shit.

so does Chandler. Hopefully this wakes up Portland, but I don't think it will.

 

[ILOVEODEN]

just lose in 6. Cause flying back to dallas would be a waste of time with Nate as your coach

 

[Darkwebs]

We need a miracle. I think Roy is fresh out

 

[PapaG]

The refs are terrible, but Portland looks like they've just given up. Miller ISO ball isn't working.

 

[Natebishop3]

I just realized that Dallas probably has the tightest rims in the league.

 

[PapaG]

Chandler shoved Wallace square in the back.

This is pure comedy.

 

[julius]

Aren't push-offs considered a foul?

 

[TripTango]

Free throws attempted per point in the paint so far this series
Portland: 0.48
Dallas: 0.77

Crazy.

This is even better.

Free throws attempted per point in the paint
In Portland
Portland: 0.65
Dallas: 0.59

In Dallas
Portland: 0.38
Dallas: 0.91

Someone explain this to me -- I can't quite wrap my mind around it.

 

[magnifier661]

We are getting killed on the boards. That last Chandler rebound was a push off though

 

[Mediocre Man]

That shot by Miller would have been points in the paint. That was a fade away jumper that had no chance of drawing a foul. Sometimes stats can be misleading. Portland should definately have more FT attempts, but Dallas has been the more aggressive team so far tonight

 

[B-Roy]

This team is very weak mentally. Everything has gotten into their heads and they're not really doing anything that got them close in the first place.

 

[ehizzy3]

sorry but I don't think the refs are to blame right now. we are playing so shitty

 

[ILOVEODEN]

hey nate how about putting johnson in to rebound? naaaaah

 

[ILOVEODEN]

Ok I have had enough.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Took it to his chest. Great play by Wallace

 

[julius]

We need a miracle. I think Roy is fresh out

Portland's one break was game 4. Thats the extent of their "holy shit" moments for the year.

 

[MadeFromDust]

Our offense has been absolutely pathetic in this series. Pathetic. I really want to see how this team would play under a coach who knows how to run one.

 

[TripTango]

Why in the world would Dallas come out and guard the perimeter? We couldn't get much colder from long range. That (along with free throws) been one of the two defining stats of the series.

 

[magnifier661]

Wow Matthews cold, Wallace cold, Aldridge cold, Roy cold.... We are in some serious trouble right now!

 

[yenniedn]

Believe even harder. 17pt comeback in less than 7minutes. Toys got this. ;(

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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[KingSpeed]

Here comes the miracle, boys.

 

[illmatic99]

That's probably game, but we shouldn't just fall over and oblige as they kill us.

At least build some momentum for Thursday.

 

[julius]

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Hey, don't sugar coat it. say what you mean.

 

[magnifier661]

No way Portland has another miracle like last game. Count this 8-5 a loss for Blazers.

 

[Darkwebs]

2 days to gameplan and adjust for Nate. We might need something special to avoid elimination on Thursday.
Ah, who am I kidding? We'll win because we'll be gifted at least 20 FTs on our homecourt

 

[MadeFromDust]

Also Aldridge is not a star player, sadly

 

[geraldwallace]

lol

38 reb vs 49 reb
8 off reb vs 17 off reb
12 ft vs 33 ft


bad
very bad

 

[julius]

there goes another day where I don't listen to sports.