I do all the laundry... but thats because she sucks at it. And I took it from her after an argument about how you cant wash cotton sweaters with towels. It makes the towels bead up into fuzzballs.
Oh and you cant wash your damn pink blouses with my white socks. See how they arent white anymore?
Oh and you have to FOLD my jeans when they are dry. See how they look like they are frozen wet with creases now?....
Yeah, I took that girly shit over before we even got married. lol