JLPK's multi-dimensional theory

[magnifier661]

[video=youtube;MliWcu0GoxM]

This is a crazy theory!

 

[magnifier661]

This explains that Denny is a descendent of Martians! LOL

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

This explains that Denny is a descendent of Martians! LOL

Knew it.

 

[magnifier661]

Knew it.

It all makes sense now!

 

[magnifier661]

Watch this and think of Denny and the people from Mars. Fits him like a T

 

[jlprk]

Wait wait. I've had 3 jiggers in a screwdriver, I discover this thread, I get 3:36 into the video, I check the length...1:17:47 ???

Okay I will soldier on. So far I see nothing about dimensions.

Wait...is that 1 day 17 hours 47 minutes??? Is this a nightmare?? Oh yeah 1 hour 17 minutes. I will try.

 

[jlprk]

6 minutes in, and I read this article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemuria_(continent)

I've never heard of Lemuria before, and I don't believe in it, but the symbolism of a continent sinking is similar to the conscious mind surrounded by the infinite unconsciousness. Atlantis imagery is useful symbolically, but I'll stick with science for the cold hard facts.

 

[jlprk]

14 minutes in. He keeps saying, "according to Thoth."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoth

Now he's saying "merkabah." The only reason I'm sticking with this is because my name's in the thread title.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkabah_mysticism

 

[jlprk]

Halfway through. I quit.

 

[magnifier661]

Halfway through. I quit.

Lmao it was a joke! I can't believe you stomach through the half way point!

 

[e_blazer]

I thought there was something familiar about the opening diagram on that video so I did a little extrapolation and now it's all becoming more clear:

 

[magnifier661]

I thought there was something familiar about the opening diagram on that video so I did a little extrapolation and now it's all becoming more clear:

Hahahahahahaha hahahahha no wonder I was drawn to the video!

 

[jlprk]

Actually the narrator must have worked hard to combine discarded 1800s scientific theories, Jewish mysticism, and Hinduism. Someone had the money to animate it with cartoons. Maybe this is the CIA's new IQ test of dissidents to succeed their former, Illuminati one they invented in the mid-70s.

 

[magnifier661]

Actually the narrator must have worked hard to combine discarded 1800s scientific theories, Jewish mysticism, and Hinduism. Someone had the money to animate it with cartoons. Maybe this is the CIA's new IQ test of dissidents to succeed their former, Illuminati one they invented in the mid-70s.

Yeah it's freaken hilarious how they made a goulash of theology and made some supreme ideology! Don't forget how they used Greek and Egyptian mythology as well!