Batum gets the dog and pony show from Minny.
For some stupid-ass reason, Nik gets the bright idea that the T-Pups and absurdly cold Minny is where he wants to be.
This info gets back to the Blazers. They ring up Nik's agent and say, "hey, yo, so Nik is outta here?",
Agent: Yeah, I told you fools. I was gonna fuck you up real good cause I don't like your smell.
Blazers: Uh, whatever, we have never met, but regardless, does Nik not want 5 guaranteed years, because that is what we are offering.
Agent: Go to hell
Blazers: Ok, well we can still get Nik 5 guaranteed years by working out a sign-and-trade with Minny. We are more than willing to see if we can do something.
Agent: Go to hell
Blazers: We will certainly be sending a certified letter direct to Nik Batum and a copy to the league office so that everyone is fully informed of what is going on here.
Agent: That won't be needed, I am going to call Minny right away and get this started.