Odd and Unusual Rants and Questions

[SlyPokerDog]

In January 1997, the capitol of Ghana rioted over accusations of penis snatching wizards. Several people were killed by mobs who accused them of using magic handshakes to kidnap penises and hold them for ransom.

 

[riverman]

In January 1997, the capitol of Ghana rioted over accusations of penis snatching wizards. Several people were killed by mobs who accused them of using magic handshakes to kidnap penises and hold them for ransom.

Trying to remember who played for the Wizards in 1997 and never knew they snatched penises. Although female genitalia is also known as snatch, so maybe this all got confused in translation

 

[riverman]

You said random and odd, so I'm trying here!

 

[KingSpeed]

I own MediocreMan. He does whatever I tell him to do.

 

[KingSpeed]

And "completely ridiculous" is saying a 22-4 team is mediocre.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I own MediocreMan. He does whatever I tell him to do.

So you realized how asinine your threads were and decided to go at me personally. Not a bad fallback, but I expected more from a thespian

 

[magnifier661]

Speaking of dogs, I like flying kites

 

[KingSpeed]

So you realized how asinine your threads were and decided to go at me personally. Not a bad fallback, but I expected more from a thespian

Haha hilarious. My threads were supported by fellow posters. You're fixated on me.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I really can't tell if MM is serious, its just that rediculous

 

[riverman]

Re: Kaman had more points than Aldridge. Is he better than LA now?

Look at this, facts to back up my thread that Sly crushed for some unknown reason he will never give.

MM, you're not on trial so collecting evidence and invoking proof are actually not necessary. It's basketball. It's fun. Just be mediocre man and stay on topic. Sly is an aspiring warlord so it he can probably crush anything he wants here but in PM mode, he's just another guy behind the curtain twisting levers and doesn't care if Dorothy ever sees Kansas again or not

 

[Elton]

About 8% of Canadians have had sex in a canoe.

You know why Canadians always do it doggystyle?

So they can both watch the hockey game!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You know why Canadians always do it doggystyle?

So they can both watch the hockey game!

Hahahahahaha!

Rep'd.

 

[Elton]

Amazing what you can do with a phone these days. My dog has serious hops...

[video]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Amazing what you can do with a phone these days. My dog has serious hops...

[video=youtube;RmFC0_6ghaM]

[video]

That's cool!

 

[Elton]

You should see the deleted outtakes with him and his rubber chicken. It gets a little inappropriate.

 

[Elton]

If somebody can get me seats next to Paul Allen I can get some killer slow mo highlights with my phone. And maybe a selfie with our beloved owner.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Amazing what you can do with a phone these days. My dog has serious hops...

[video]

How the hell do you sqeak a tennis ball?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

How the hell do you sqeak a tennis ball?

I'm guessing it comes from watching a lot of Billie Jean King porn.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Hobbesarable]

So, Maus had sex with a hottie 72 times for free if he has to give back the $2,500.

 

[PDXFonz]

JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!!!

 

[magnifier661]

Lmao!!! Well that's one way to find out your wife cheated on you

 

[Elton]

I'm guessing it comes from watching a lot of Billie Jean King porn.

Don't any of you nerds have dogs? Kong balls are the squeaky tennis balls of dogs with discriminating tastes!

 

[Elton]

I'm guessing it comes from watching a lot of Billie Jean King porn.

Ahh yes, the Legend of Billie Jean. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one! A hee hee!

 

[Strenuus]

the girl is smoking hot, the wife admits to infidelity.... this article had all the makings of a straight to dvd release.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

the girl is smoking hot, the wife admits to infidelity.... this article had all the makings of a straight to dvd release.

Lifetime presents "the man is still horrible"

 

[Elton]

SlyPokerDog--My dog teaches this class every Tues.
[video]

 

[PDXFonz]

SlyPokerDog--My dog teaches this class every Tues.
[video=YouTube;HK-Mrws9it0]

Ftfy

 

[Elton]

What am I doing wrong on that? I just get the link on my phone from the YT app and paste it. Guess it's not the specific formatting for embedding.

 

[PDXFonz]

What am I doing wrong on that? I just get the link on my phone from the YT app and paste it. Guess it's not the specific formatting for embedding.

I don't know if there is an easier way to do it. But what I do is copy the last part of the link after the / (HK-Mrws9it0) and then add "=YouTube;HK-Mrws9it0" to the first part of the [video] link. So it looks like "[*video=YouTube;HK-Mrws9it0*]" without the *