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Got a wrx a few years ago. Manual. It had been like 10 years since I had one and really wanted to drive one around again. Had it for a couple years and liked it. It was one of my dream cars as a kid. My wife can't drive Manual cars. I felt kinda bad when I would take her SUV and she would be stranded.

The past half a year I started growing tired of the WRX. Getting caught in traffic wrecked my back. It was fun to drive and all but idk, maybe I'm older or it's just not as fun anymore.

Started looking around at Trucks the past month. Started negotiating online with like 15 dealers. Some of the trade in offers were ridiculously low to the point I refused to do business with them. Went to carmax and got a quote. It was seriously the easiest experience ever. They gave me a great quote, and its good for 7 days after they appraise in person. Used that offer as leverage to dealers. They were all so annoying. Literally none of them wanted to budge on prices of used or new. Finally started having some come down a little. Mostly looked at Rams, Tacomas and Frontiers. Ended up finally grabbing one. I love it!

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I don't know, Sly... why isn't chicken a breakfast meat?

I'm serious. All the other meats are okay for breakfast. Chicken is a very popular meat not to make it to the breakfast table. Hell, we'll even fry up steak like we do chicken and serve that for breakfast.
 
I'm serious. All the other meats are okay for breakfast. Chicken is a very popular meat not to make it to the breakfast table. Hell, we'll even fry up steak like we do chicken and serve that for breakfast.

It's called an egg
 
I'm serious. All the other meats are okay for breakfast. Chicken is a very popular meat not to make it to the breakfast table. Hell, we'll even fry up steak like we do chicken and serve that for breakfast.
I mean there’s chicken and waffles, that is pretty popular; fried chicken in a breakfast sandwich is like 20% of Pine State Biscuit’s offerings. I’ll look into it more; I bet there’s a reason it’s less popular than pig products. I wonder if it’s that chicken has traditionally been harder to store overnight than ham and bacon and other cured meats. Breakfast started out as a leftovers dish, and still is conceptually.
 
I mean there’s chicken and waffles, that is pretty popular; fried chicken in a breakfast sandwich is like 20% of Pine State Biscuit’s offerings. I’ll look into it more; I bet there’s a reason it’s less popular than pig products. I wonder if it’s that chicken has traditionally been harder to store overnight than ham and bacon and other cured meats. Breakfast started out as a leftovers dish, and still is conceptually.

See, I knew I asked the right person!
 
Okay, so why aren't duck or turkey egg omelets with chicken and cheese a thing?
I think duck eggs are in some French breakfasts but only in the super fancy ones here, mostly because it’s hard to source 2500 duck eggs for Sunday brunch rush just to serve them to Americans who might not enjoy the taste as much as chicken eggs.
 
I think duck eggs are in some French breakfasts but only in the super fancy ones here, mostly because it’s hard to source 2500 duck eggs for Sunday brunch rush just to serve them to Americans who might not enjoy the taste as much as chicken eggs.

Duck eggs.

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Only 1% bloated corpse by volume!

When I was 3 or 4 my parents got me a live baby duck for easter. I named it Rubber and it was my buddy for a month or two. Then my parents realized what the fuck are we going to do with a duck so we took to Laurelhurst park and let it go in the duck pond. Rubber had a home with other ducks. Happy happy. Then a few weeks later, the news was on during family dinner and the police had arrested a homeless guy catching, killing, and eating the ducks from the pond. Rubber was so friendly I cried knowing he probably had gotten eaten.

RIP Rubber.
 

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