Exclusive Sly's house of random, 2025 edition

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm banning someone today.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I'm banning someone today.

Why can't @THE HCP post anymore?

 

[Everything Beagle]

I'm banning someone today.

I’ll stop seeing “ignored content” in the corner of my screen now

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm banning someone today.

Is it a random drawing? You going to spin a wheel?

 

[Everything Beagle]

Is it a random drawing? You going to spin a wheel?

Every slice of the wheel is the same name

 

[Chris Craig]

Every slice of the wheel is the same name

 

[Chris Craig]

This is like waiting for a Blazers trade. Never going to happen.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is like waiting for a Blazers trade. Never going to happen.

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Stevenson]

m2-res_480p.mp4

 

[SlyPokerDog]

m2-res_480p.mp4

Hahahahaha!

 

[Haakzilla]

 

[barfo]

Chewy with a meth pipe in its mouth during a traffic stop in the town of Springfield. Photograph: Springfield Township Police Department

 

[Hoopguru]

Chewy with a meth pipe in its mouth during a traffic stop in the town of Springfield. Photograph: Springfield Township Police Department

not a real raccoon, thats a cartel robocoon.

 

[barfo]

not a real raccoon, thats a cartel robocoon.

The cartel robocoons will be brought to justice by Robocooncop.

 

[Hoopguru]

The Left Coast Militia

 

[barfo]

Yes, Robocooncop is secretly Robopiracooncop, but don't tell anyone.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Phatguysrule]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his:

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?"

“Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."

"Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba." ...........

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Everything Beagle]

https://apnews.com/article/chess-ma...-grandmaster-963a977765fa02d05a14d701666dfcd7

Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen is forced into a draw in a showdown against ‘the world’

BERLIN (AP) — Norwegian chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen was forced into a draw Monday by more than 143,000 people worldwide playing against him in a single, record-setting game.

Billed as “Magnus Carlsen vs. The World,” the online match began April 4 on Chess.com, the world’s largest chess website, and was the first-ever online freestyle game to feature a world champion.

The mega-match ended after Team World checked Carlsen’s king a third time, a stunning outcome after Chess.com had predicted Carlsen would win by a wide margin.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

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