The Blazer Rap

[theprunetang]

Best one (next to mine. Needs to rhyme more syllables.).

Needs to rhyme more syllables.
Every shot I take is drillable.
Every time I step on the floor, they call it a miracle.
The age is new, the starters are few, we get to sit back and watch what the new kids do.
I'm broken to the bone with the la era.
Sit back and watch what the gm deals us.
Another pick? Another full on star?
I'll be watching it coming in a motherfucking sports bar.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

People with above average IQs can usually spell the word possess, fwiw

i blame my unsmartphone!!!

 

[theprunetang]

Needs to rhyme more syllables.
Every shot I take is drillable.
Every time I step on the floor, they call it a miracle.
The age is new, the starters are few, we get to sit back and watch what the new kids do.
I'm broken to the bone with the la era.
Sit back and watch what the gm deals us.
Another pick? Another full on star?
I'll be watching it coming in a motherfucking sports bar.

Follow up....
LA left us for spurs.
Now he's lost in S.A. Straight looking for his purse.
They'll probably come in first.
But he should probably be a backup to Dirk.
I'm aiming now. My arrows drawed back like mid-ranges from Pau.
We got dame dolla and he's rising now.
I'll watch the new kids ball and dame dolla with the 9 ball.

 

[theprunetang]

Sly working like a dog trying to get some Blazers swag.
I'm starting the fucking season like I'm going full on mags.
Like a mutumbo wag.
Your shit got blocked.
I'm coming with the three like there's .9 on the shot clock.
Your knees are weak, and I'm the true chosen.
While You're signing in China like your fucking Greg Oden.

 

[theprunetang]

(Drops the Mic)

 

[riverman]

Blazer ex's live in Texas armadillo road kill barbecue breakfast
Run all out of water in the Rio Grande hell they died at the Alamo trying to defend
Build a house filled with shoes but the shoes all filled with sand
He's in Duncan's house not the leader of the band
Over in Dallas owner has a palace always pays fines for his basketball malice
Good luck healing with that overpaid feeling but I think you've reached that basketball ceiling!
Going to rain on your parades when you play up here cause we're young, we can run and you've lost a gear!

 

[Chris Craig]

Best one (next to mine. Needs to rhyme more syllables.).

Needs to rhyme more syllables...
That's a quota that's fillable
You call me second best of em
Buster you can lay with the rest of em
Yeah your the go to guy...go to the bench
Shit your fifth string passing out towels in a clench
Michael Jackson, shit, you spin more like Michael Cane
When I beat your ass down the lane
Block you into depravity
You' fly to the floor, bitch that's called gravity
The officials ignore your pleas what a travesty
No matter what shot you take, you shootin' bricks
I'll block your ass left and right with a flick
Hell you won't even end the game with a nick
What you think is a hack is just your ass floppin'
You think you were fouled your brain must be hoppin'
The calls been overturned, but it makes no difference
You'll lose anyway no matter your preference
And that's called defense just for your reference

 

[Orion Bailey]

Needs to rhyme more syllables...
That's a quota that's fillable
You call me second best of em
Buster you can lay with the rest of em
Yeah your the go to guy...go to the bench
Shit your fifth string passing out towels in a clench
Michael Jackson, shit, you spin more like Michael Cane
When I beat your ass down the lane
Block you into depravity
You' fly to the floor, bitch that's called gravity
The officials ignore your pleas what a travesty
No matter what shot you take, you shootin' bricks
I'll block your ass left and right with a flick
Hell you won't even end the game with a nick
What you think is a hack is just your ass floppin'
You think you were fouled your brain must be hoppin'
The calls been overturned, but it makes no difference
You'll lose anyway no matter your preference
And that's called defense just for your reference

Man! I heard the crowd go "OOOOOOOOOH SHIT!!!!" on that one!

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Lamarsha it's you I despise and loathe
More than a grimey mold or a slimy toad
My eyes behold how youre a giant load
Of something id find inside my commode

Lamarsha you suck, your tenure here, im past it
Your moves made Greg odens penis stay flaccid
Or was that the whiskey?
Come back to portland?
Youll probably cry "who missed me"
You dissed on the city, so we turn our backs,
Have fun riding coat tails and swinging from nut sacks.

 

[BonesJones]

Bruh yall are writin Ima come in with that AUDIO. A straight fire track.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

*politely hands mic to crying lamrasha*

 

[Orion Bailey]

Bruh yall are writin Ima come in with that AUDIO. A straight fire track.

HAHAHA
AHHH STFU Bro!!!
take it toe to toe, no more bull. Tell it like it is or put the slip back on princess, be my witness to your destruction. your gaping solo hole of a mouth... whats your malfuntion?

All these lame wannabe poets, (none of them a loureate) driving me miss crazy with their miss lazy ways during these rhyming times, thinking they can play... they can drop dimes....
PFFFT. Thats right. PFFFFT. Your breath smells like a fart too smart for its own good, not knowin your in the hood, but willing to stink up the streets with these shit talkin beats...shit stinks to know good

So you say you get to it when you get to it.. fool, you loosin it. Times past, but your agony still lasts as you realize, finally trivialize, the existence of your persistance to say you can rap!

Damn kid, didnt you get your nap???

Who you foolin dilusional man? A wannabe superhero trying to dunk across the land?
Better wake up from that day dream, before everyone hears your nightmare scream.
You better get to rhymin
Droppin the Dime in
cause all I here are the crickets chirp when your typin!!!

 

[riverman]

Try to spit poems but you got no placement
Must be tough living in yo mom's basement
Argue with the answers to the question you ask
Like Jim Carey takin' off and puttin' on the mask
If you like to be liked and you want to get quotes
Try to listen to the others for you go for their throats
In a world filled with haters and doubters and trolls
Learn a post ain't a thread and a thread ain't a poll

 

[riverman]

I wrote this just now so I could join the rapper beat.

There was a young rapper named Williams
Who wrote a song that made him millions.
His rhythm would shake
Irish stew he did bake
Actually he came from Italians.

Holy Lymerick Batman!

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Try to spit poems but you got no placement
Must be tough living in yo mom's basement
Argue with the answers to the question you ask
Like Jim Carey takin' off and puttin' on the mask
If you like to be liked and you want to get quotes
Try to listen to the others for you go for their throats
In a world filled with haters and doubters and trolls
Learn a post ain't a thread and a thread ain't a poll

Now that's funny shit.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Now that's funny shit.

Man If Bones pops up with some audio clip he is gonna be flamin BIG time !!! HAHAHA
Bring it Bones, I like ya bro!

 

[BonesJones]

HAHAHA
AHHH STFU Bro!!!
take it toe to toe, no more bull. Tell it like it is or put the slip back on princess, be my witness to your destruction. your gaping solo hole of a mouth... whats your malfuntion?

All these lame wannabe poets, (none of them a loureate) driving me miss crazy with their miss lazy ways during these rhyming times, thinking they can play... they can drop dimes....
PFFFT. Thats right. PFFFFT. Your breath smells like a fart too smart for its own good, not knowin your in the hood, but willing to stink up the streets with these shit talkin beats...shit stinks to know good

So you say you get to it when you get to it.. fool, you loosin it. Times past, but your agony still lasts as you realize, finally trivialize, the existence of your persistance to say you can rap!

Damn kid, didnt you get your nap???

Who you foolin dilusional man? A wannabe superhero trying to dunk across the land?
Better wake up from that day dream, before everyone hears your nightmare scream.
You better get to rhymin
Droppin the Dime in
cause all I here are the crickets chirp when your typin!!!

All I have to say is that was softer than Charmin

 

[BonesJones]

Man If Bones pops up with some audio clip he is gonna be flamin BIG time !!! HAHAHA
Bring it Bones, I like ya bro!

Honestly I am. Some might doubt it. But it'll be enough to make Marsha cry.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

 

[riverman]

I thought the Oregonian term was Wangster (wannabegangsta)

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

I thought the Oregonian term was Wangster (wannabegangsta)

I almost had to knock out two dudes that fit that description in a KFC parking lot out in Oregon City once. I was visiting my sister, waiting for my ride by the Oregon City Transit Center, and they were aggressively hassling the people waiting for their buses. One of the dudes was making a gun with his fingers and pointing it at me and telling me "Ima blass you!" All the while I'm trying to give off a tough guy outer appearance, so they'll back down like the bitches they were and go the fuck away, and I'm about to bust up laughing.

 

[dviss1]

(Drops the Mic)

Lol it was ok. Haha

 

[BonesJones]

Everyone "Drops the mic". Im different. I chuck it at the fucking crowd.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Everyone "Drops the mic". Im different. I chuck it at the fucking crowd.

Okay, as the thread starter, you are banned from this thread until you throwdown!

 

[riverman]

Everyone "Drops the mic". Im different. I chuck it at the fucking crowd.

Microphones are expensive...when you've done this for awhile you learn to use the headset and then throw yourself on the ground when you're done

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Everyone "Drops the mic". Im different. I chuck it at the fucking crowd.

I politely hand it to the foiled competition, with a satisfied smug look. Of course I could never battle rap, though im an ok poet. Im irish. I could, however, demolish most in a drinking contest.

 

[magnifier661]

I dropped the mic years ago. Keep the fuck up bitches!

 

[riverman]

I dropped the mic years ago. Keep the fuck up bitches!

and that's when you switched to using a computer keyboard I'm guessing

 

[magnifier661]

and that's when you switched to using a computer keyboard I'm guessing

Taco

 

[0-Our!]

I almost had to knock out two dudes that fit that description in a KFC parking lot out in Oregon City once. I was visiting my sister, waiting for my ride by the Oregon City Transit Center, and they were aggressively hassling the people waiting for their buses. One of the dudes was making a gun with his fingers and pointing it at me and telling me "Ima blass you!" All the while I'm trying to give off a tough guy outer appearance, so they'll back down like the bitches they were and go the fuck away, and I'm about to bust up laughing.

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