Game Thread What are you doing as you're posting in this thread?

[Strenuus]

I'm pooping.

You?

 

[theprunetang]

Hanging out with 3 cats, 3 dogs while watching anime. Haha. Also just fed our new jumping spider pet.

 

[riverman]

Just watched season 2 episode 2 of the Mandalorian...now I'm finishing off a joint I rolled after dinner and searching for a meaningless thread...so far so good

 

[Chris Craig]

Preparing for my podcast

 

[Lanny]

I'm pooping.

You?

Masturbating. Why?
Oh don't be such a prude. It's good for your health and clears up acne. That is if you don't mind trading your eyesight.

 

[Chris Craig]

Masturbating. Why?
Oh don't be such a prude. It's good for your health and clears up acne. That is if you don't mind trading your eyesight.

I'm nearsighted and I have astigmatism in my left eye. I've put my time in

 

[Lanny]

I'm nearsighted and I have astigmatism in my left eye. I've put my time in

I'd reply but I can't quite read your post. I reply only because I use a braille keyboard. Reading your post is even more complicated so please watch your spelling.

 

[Chris Craig]

I'd reply but I can't quite read your post. I reply only because I use a braille keyboard. Reading your post is even more complicated so please watch your spelling.

I also have a very strong left hand. #southpaw

 

[Lanny]

I also have a very strong left hand. #southpaw

LOL

 

[theprunetang]

I'm nearsighted and I have astigmatism in my left eye. I've put my time in

Switch to the left hand for a few months.

 

[Strenuus]

Switch to the left hand for a few months.

I have to use two hands, so...

 

[yankeesince59]

...meh, "left hand", "right hand", "both hands"....what a bunch of amateurs, c'mon guys, wake up !

...welcome to the "real world";

 

[stampedehero]

Just watched season 2 episode 2 of the Mandalorian...now I'm finishing off a joint I rolled after dinner and searching for a meaningless thread...so far so good

Look out for spiders on your Munchie tray.

 

[riverman]

...meh, "left hand", "right hand", "both hands"....what a bunch of amateurs, c'mon guys, wake up !

...welcome to the "real world";

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I have to use two hands, so...

We’re talking masturbation, not reach arounds. Stay on topic........

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I have to use two hands, so...

In COVID times, face shields are readily available.

 

[yankeesince59]

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^^^That's just Baaaaaahhhhd !

 

[Chris Craig]

...meh, "left hand", "right hand", "both hands"....what a bunch of amateurs, c'mon guys, wake up !

...welcome to the "real world";

A Judge Judy sex doll?

 

[yankeesince59]

A Judge Judy sex doll?

Yes, but she doesn't "judge me"...and loves me unconditionally....whatta girl !

 

[yankeesince59]

I know a dude that's into Japanese sex dolls (named all his dolls). They're really pricy, but look creepily lifelike.

...ahhh, is one of them named @EL PRESIDENTE ?

 

[Strenuus]

This dissolved into just what I thought it would.

And im here for it.

 

[Strenuus]

I know a dude that's into Japanese sex dolls (named all his dolls). They're really pricy, but look creepily lifelike.

Damnit i told you not to speak of this!

 

[Lanny]

...meh, "left hand", "right hand", "both hands"....what a bunch of amateurs, c'mon guys, wake up !

...welcome to the "real world";

Thank you. Suddenly, I'm in love.

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I've heard two jokes about sheep.
1. This guy moves way out in the country and there just aren't nearly enough females for all the men. This guy goes to the country store once a week for supplies. One time after living there for a few months the guy asks the clerk at the store "Say, what do you guys do for sex? There just aren't enough women in these parts." The clerk says "In the back is a pen where we keep a flock of female sheep and we use them." The horrified guy says okay lead me there I'm desperate." So, the guy goes out back with the clerk and selects an unlucky sheep. As he's about to mount a few guys who are watching start laughing. He looks at them and says "What's so funny, you guys all do it" One of the onlookers says "Yeah, but the ugliest one in the flock?" and they all start laughing again.

2. Similar to no. 1 except as he selects his sheep the onlookers suddenly look horrified and say "No, no, that's Black Bart's gal."

I heard these jokes in the Army or maybe it was in college. Both places were good for learning dirty jokes.

 

[riverman]

I have to use two hands, so...

One to lift the belly roll and the other to dig around for your junk?

 

[ABM]

1) Grilling ribs

2) Enjoying a Bearded Iris IPA

3) Anticipating smoking a brisket tomorrow

4) Looking at the bag of hot lips seeds that just showed up from Amazon

 

[Orion Bailey]

what am I doing while typing in this thread?

Watching my fingers type and then still fixing all the typos. That's what i'm doing while typing in this thread!

 

[Orion Bailey]

1) Grilling ribs

2) Enjoying a Bearded Iris IPA

3) Anticipating smoking a brisket tomorrow

4) Looking at the bag of hot lips seeds that just showed up from Amazon

Hot lips? Talkin about these?

 

[ehizzy3]

Watching copa

 

[ABM]

Hot lips? Talkin about these?

Indeed! To attract hummingbirds.

 

[riverman]

what am I doing while typing in this thread?

Watching my fingers type and then still fixing all the typos. That's what i'm doing while typing in this thread!

beat me to it OB