When we face the Rockets in the playoffs...

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Prue said:
Oh...he gotz tactics:

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Nobody ever denied his ability to dribble in an empty gym. What I question is his ability to dribble against a defender or two.
 
lmao I was like lmao at the saltiness in this thread.

"oh mummy the Rockets flop"

How convenient that you just choose to ignore the complete blown calls game after game on Dwight.

Slightest touch on the defensive end? FOUL ON DWIGHT OMG NEARLY FLAGRANT.

People hanging off his elbows as he goes for a shot? I didn't see any contact.

hahahaha what a mentality you have. The excuses have already started and your saviour Dame hasn't even cried yet about Beverley exposing him.

This is going to be great. The Portland Trailblazers. Where Rockets make the second round of the Playoffs happen.
 
BlazersBmad said:
lmao I was like lmao at the saltiness in this thread.

"oh mummy the Rockets flop"

How convenient that you just choose to ignore the complete blown calls game after game on Dwight.

Slightest touch on the defensive end? FOUL ON DWIGHT OMG NEARLY FLAGRANT.

People hanging off his elbows as he goes for a shot? I didn't see any contact.

hahahaha what a mentality you have. The excuses have already started and your saviour Dame hasn't even cried yet about Beverley exposing him.

This is going to be great. The Portland Trailblazers. Where Rockets make the second round of the Playoffs happen.
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Yep. You guys are killing it lately. You let Luke Babbitt score more in three quarters last night than he did in three years with the Blazers.
 
I'd be more concerned about teams we face in the Playoffs then a game we couldn't be bothered playing.

But you're right. We are killing it.

Or more like Harden is killing old mate Wes. Hopefully he learnt after his two games this year where he tried to act all tough and get in our players' faces - he should just go back to being the average role player he is and not try to mess with the big dogs. Because they bite.

This is going to be a brutal series.

Over/Under of Harden averaging 34 a game? I'd take the 1.04 odds of over time and time again. easy money
 
Serious question though.

When you guys were the talk of the league and having a fairytale season and could do no wrong - the Rockets were getting hammered over and over.

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being you're about to jump off the cliff edge - what level of suicide are you on now that regardless of the above. you finished BEHIND us.
 
Rockets fans have always been the most amusing to me.
 
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Sorry my youtube channel can only watch one video at a time.

Currently I'm watching the greatest Blazer ever winning a championship his first year in Houston.
 
BlazersBmad said:
Serious question though.

When you guys were the talk of the league and having a fairytale season and could do no wrong - the Rockets were getting hammered over and over.

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being you're about to jump off the cliff edge - what level of suicide are you on now that regardless of the above. you finished BEHIND us.
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Definitely a 10, It's the reason I haven't slept in weeks.
 
Which is exactly why I don't want to see any Blazer take a shot intending to draw a whistle. We fuck ourselves by assuming that the refs are going to call the fouls and just flinging the ball at the basket hoping for FTs. In the playoffs, we need to intend to make every shot we take.
 
Fonzthecpt1 said:
Definitely a 10, It's the reason I haven't slept in weeks.
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I'm not surprised. There's help out there though.

Just make sure you take Lilliard with you.

Dude must be struggling big time emotionally right now.

Thinking he's going up against Lin.

Only to realise he'll be back against the Wolverine. You remember him don't you guys?

Beverley had a cry to the media after the last game because the refs didn't coddle him.

It hurts. I know. I'm sorry for you guys.
 
BlazersBmad said:
Edited and deleted your youtube clip huh?

I guess the championship comment must have stung a little too much .
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I couldn't get the embedding to work properly. It was a clip of George Takei saying his trademark "oh my"
 
BlazersBmad said:
Serious question though.

When you guys were the talk of the league and having a fairytale season and could do no wrong - the Rockets were getting hammered over and over.

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being you're about to jump off the cliff edge - what level of suicide are you on now that regardless of the above. you finished BEHIND us.
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It's now to have a new forum chew toy.
 
BlazersBmad said:
I tried to decipher what you meant.

Because 'it's now to have a new forum chew toy' doesn't make sense.

Just like the Blazers in the second round.
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Perhaps you shouldn't have had a second helping of paint chips.
 
hey guys, who do you think is better, steve francis, tracy mcgrady, or harden? i cant decide
 
i mean if you go by right now, its harden im pretty sure, but mcgrady was pretty good

he was all about the 2nd round if i remember correctly, no wonder this guy is so excite
 
That's quite easy.

McGrady > Harden > Francis

McGrady in his prime is much better then Harden now.

But it will 100% finish Harden > McGrady > Francis.

I understand just by having a look through this thread that Blazer fans aren't the most knowledgable people to talk to in relation to basketball. So if you have anymore NBA specific questions feel free to ask.

Another simple one would be how many championships is better? 2 or 0?
 
oh shit i almost forgot about chandler parsons (great name for a bible belt steakhouse btw)
 
BlazersBmad said:
That's quite easy.

McGrady > Harden > Francis

McGrady in his prime is much better then Harden now.

But it will 100% finish Harden > McGrady > Francis.

I understand just by having a look through this thread that Blazer fans aren't the most knowledgable people to talk to in relation to basketball. So if you have anymore NBA specific questions feel free to ask.

Another simple one would be how many championships is better? 2 or 0?
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I love you
 
BlazersBmad said:
That's quite easy.

McGrady > Harden > Francis

McGrady in his prime is much better then Harden now.

But it will 100% finish Harden > McGrady > Francis.

I understand just by having a look through this thread that Blazer fans aren't the most knowledgable people to talk to in relation to basketball. So if you have anymore NBA specific questions feel free to ask.

Another simple one would be how many championships is better? 2 or 0?
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well thats a REALLY simple one, 2 is larger than 0, but it depends on what kind of championships we are talking about. like "championship of stuffing broken razor blades in your peehole" or "championship of festering herpe sore eating", those would be bad to have championships in.

but im not sure how this applies to the blazer board, you being houstons own foremost connoisseur of basketball related trivialities, you must know that the blazers own a championship of their own. so im trying to decipher that.
 
Fonzthecpt1 said:
You tell me, I'm still trying to figure out what this round orange thing everyone keeps trying to get rid of is.
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You might be referring to a basketball.

Don't worry your players won't be touching one for a few months in a couple of weeks.

Amazing. That someone doesn't know that the poverty franchise has a championship. learn something new everyday about cess pools.
 
you know who was a great houston rockette? world b free. man, he was a smooth one
 
portland has a higher all time winning percentage than the houstons

whats beneath a cesspool? or does shit float? i can never remember
 
So by your theory of winning percentage. Portland could go 82-0 in the regular season and get swept in the first round.

Meanwhile a team sneaks into the playoffs in the 8th spot at 41-41 (a full 41 games behind your portland trailblazers) and wins the championship.

Better winning percentage = more successful team.

no thanks jeff
 
better winning percentage means worse team. got it.

im so glad you came in here to drop these knowledge bombs, now i can go back to watching reruns of Reba
 
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