Event With the 16th pick, Blazers have selected Hansen Yang (2 Viewers)

[andalusian]

Wait, if it answers questions coherently, that's a DRASTIC improvement from the original HCP.

Which means it can't replace the real @THE HCP

Exactly my point.

 

[1 Eye Jack]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjTVNPbP/

 

[THE HCP]

haS


Have To get! B am

 

[THE HCP]

Wait, if it answers questions coherently, that's a DRASTIC improvement from the original HCP.

school in SUMMER

 

[julius]

school in SUMMER

Sir, are you trying to suggest I have no class?

 

[Natebishop3]

Sir, are you trying to suggest I have no class?

Trying to pretend like HCP didn't have to go to summer school lol

 

[Hoopguru]

Notes from press conference:

Yang said he expected to be picked in the 20s.

Blazers had a secret slack channel devoted to Yang for a few years.

Thats why he was there on the first night prob given thumbs up from another team, like the Nets.

 

[Strenuus]

haS


Have To get! B am

Are you okay?

 

[blazerfan11]

I'm buying the hype. He looks extremely skilled. Skill usually wins out over other deficiencies.

He's extremely big, too.

 

[THE HCP]

Are you okay?

out

wisdin tuyth

 

[Hoopguru]

We still need a knock down shooter. Yang's the type of player you package with a vet for salary purposes and other assets coming back. Wouldnt surprise me one bit to see wiz or nets deal.

 

[Pinwheel1]

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wisdin tuyth

Damn dude that's terrible. You can not afford to lose any more wisdin

 

[THE HCP]

Jhon Lway

 

[Strenuus]

Omg HCP is on the good shit.

Quick everyone tag him

@THE HCP respond to this.

 

[Hoopguru]

out

wisdin tuyth

anything left?

 

[THE HCP]

Omg HCP is on the good shit.

Quick everyone tag him

@THE HCP respond to this.

so have jeopardy

Loop Hassan #SMAF

 

[Hoopguru]

Did you do the laughing gas or IV?

 

[Hoopguru]

so have jeopardy

View attachment 74303Loop Hassan #SMAF

Wisdom Tooth Removal Comedy - Hilarious Anesthesia ...TikTok · Christa McDaniel108.9K+ views · 2 years ago

 

[BlazerWookee]

Trying to pretend like HCP didn't have to go to summer school lol

As a student AND as a janitor.

 

[Strenuus]

so have jeopardy

View attachment 74303Loop Hassan #SMAF

I can not wait until you're able to see all your posts clearly lol

 

[THE HCP]

As a student AND as a janitor.

Wisdom Tooth Removal Comedy - Hilarious Anesthesia ...TikTok · Christa McDaniel108.9K+ views · 2 years ago

Did you do the laughing gas or IV?

Duk ops @SlyPokerDog

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sounds like @THE HCP is suffering from autoerotic asphyxiation. Someone should really call his wife to check on him.

 

[Quatro44]

@THE HCP got a visit from the tooth fairy and left him drugs instead of cash.

 

[Natebishop3]

As a student AND as a janitor.

Gotta pay his way through middle school!

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

One wisdom tooth? Try having 4 removed at the same time.

#rookie

 

[blazerfan11]

I like him but he really needs a better haircut.

Here are some possible options:

.

 

[inconceivable]

Here are some possible options:

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these are atrocious, leave these for jimmy butler

 

[inconceivable]

he will have a military cut

 

[blazerkor]

We still need a knock down shooter. Yang's the type of player you package with a vet for salary purposes and other assets coming back. Wouldnt surprise me one bit to see wiz or nets deal.

So we had a scrimage with his squad, made a ton of trips to China, had him do a secret one on one workout with Clingan, took way higher than anyone had him mocked and had a presser today for just him... all to trade the dude???

I think he's going to be here a while.

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

OK. I have come to accept this as a legitimate pick and Yang as a good prospect. I think Cronin did a good job of getting future assets and still getting his guy. I do believe MN would have taken him at 17 so Portland handled that perfectly. I'm still not sold that a club can be championship caliber with somebody who lacks mobility like Yang (or Clingan). but I guess the team will have plenty of practice to learn to play defense in a system that incorporates those two. Glad to see that Billups accepts the obvious, that these two can never be on the court together. Clingan fouls so much that they could both get plenty of minutes eventually.