Game Thread 2023 SUMMER LEAGUE GAME 1: BLAZERS VS ROCKETS - JULY 7TH 2023 - FRIDAY - 4PM ESPN

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Ha Seung-Boumtje-Boumjte said:
In the annals of dating disasters, Jay Bilas has carved out a special place for himself. Armed with his encyclopedic knowledge of basketball statistics and an uncanny ability to overanalyze every interaction, Bilas approaches the dating game with all the grace of a center trying to shoot a three-pointer.

His pickup lines, if you can call them that, are legendary in their awkwardness. "Are you a basketball? Because you take my breath away... like a charging foul!" Sadly, the only thing they take away is any chance of a positive response.

Bilas's obsession with detail extends to his dating profile, meticulously listing his height, wingspan, and vertical leap. Surprisingly, women are not lining up to be swept off their feet by a self-proclaimed "6'8" shooting guard trapped in a sports analyst's body."

Despite his best efforts, Bilas's dating escapades have been a series of airballs. His attempts at courtship often end in a flurry of missed signals and misjudged timing. He finds himself calling out pick-and-roll coverages during lovemaking, leaving his partners bewildered and wondering if they accidentally stumbled into a basketball clinic.
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Exactly. Jay Bilas, not Jay Billis. Jeezus.
 
wizenheimer said:
shit...I hadn't thought about that. Probably have to watch on mute
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some assholes decided to get attention during Scoot interviews at the draft by showing up in blazer jerseys saying "trade dame."

then dame, his agent, and his cronies in the media torpedo the first week of training camp with bullshit.

now they're gonna infiltrate scoot's first game with similar drivel.

i feel so bad for Scoot.
 
illmatic99 said:
some assholes decided to get attention during Scoot interviews at the draft by showing up in blazer jerseys saying "trade dame."

then dame, his agent, and his cronies in the media torpedo the first week of training camp with bullshit.

now they're gonna infiltrate scoot's first game with similar drivel.

i feel so bad for Scoot.
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yeah...kind of toxic

it's a big reason I don't like the thought of this dragging on into the season
 
anxious to see Scoot perform. Also to see if Shape has improved hi handle any

I'm also very curious about Murray. Rupert and Badji
 
Here we go!
 
The Scoot and Shaedon Show about to begin a new era for the Blazers
 
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