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[riverman]

Are you talking about cracking your knuckles? Why not just screech some chalk across the blackboard? My God, crepitating drives me nuts.

when I was a kid my sister had metal fillings in her teeth and I had perfect teeth....I used to chew gum in front of her and then chew the tinfoil afterwards to drive her nuts

 

[riverman]

You mean you don't?

Not yet but the time may come

 

[Hoopguru]

You mean you don't?

Oh stop it!

 

[Hoopguru]

Are you talking about cracking your knuckles? Why not just screech some chalk across the blackboard? My God, crepitating drives me nuts.

no blowing air

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I've contemplated sitting down to pee recently

I have one of those japanese bidet things that shoots water into your booty

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I have one of those japanese bidet things that shoots water into your booty

AND YOU'RE MOCKING ME GETTING A PEDICURE?!?

 

[Lanny]

I've been wanting to try the little fish that eat the dead skin off of your feet thing but I'm afraid it would tickle and I'd laugh like an idiot.

I wouldn't worry about looking like an idiot. You certainly couldn't make yourself any worse.

Sly on a good day -

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/a6/29/cf/a629cfc74a313d524b5333418b0924b5--modern-people.jpg

 

[Lanny]

I have one of those japanese bidet things that shoots water into your booty

What? I thought that was a drinking fountain. Please, Lord please, tell me it's actually a drinking fountain.

 

[riverman]

I'm thin as can be these days but one of you guys is holding out on admitting you're sprouting a pair of manboobs

 

[Hoopguru]

What? I thought that was a drinking fountain. Please, Lord please, tell me it's actually a drinking fountain.

I remember the first time I took a leak in a Canadian bar in Saskatoon, you basically piss on the floor tile against the wall.

 

[Lanny]

I only use Yardley's lavender soap.

Yes, that's great soap but try -
Peter Thomas Roth Moisture Infusion Facial Bar
Peter Thomas Roth’s facial bar ($15; nordstrom.com) contains glycerin and other skin-smoothing ingredients that lock in moisture for a healthier complexion.

I recommend it after the clay mask.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I've been wanting to try the little fish that eat the dead skin off of your feet thing but I'm afraid it would tickle and I'd laugh like an idiot.

Yeah, i did that in the Philippines....pretty much that.

 

[riverman]

Yeah, i did that in the Philippines....pretty much that.

yeah but you called that going swimming right?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

yeah but you called that going swimming right?

It was at the Aquarium

 

[Lanny]

I remember the first time I took a leak in a Canadian bar in Saskatoon, you basically piss on the floor tile against the wall.

I remember going to an upscale night club in Korea about 30 years ago. There was a dance floor with a great band and a bar area with tables nearby the dance floor. Nearby the bar was a long trough with guys peeing in it. Their backs were to the rest of the night club but wow, just wow. And nobody thought anything of it. Here all the people were dressed up, I had on a blazer and nice slacks, dress shirt and tie and they were pissing 15 feet from me in the wide open.

The world is not exactly like the United States.

Korea has changed dramatically since then and I hope people have to go behind closed doors in restrooms segregated by sex to take a pee these days.

 

[Lanny]

I'm thin as can be these days but one of you guys is holding out on admitting you're sprouting a pair of manboobs

It's me and I like the look. My wife is jealous.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Massages and pedicures. Love ‘em.

 

[riverman]

It was at the Aquarium

well then...if you're going to say skinny dipping just say it!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I get my hair did. I’m into fashion. I watch my weight. I like vodka. I trim my pubes. I’m a slut when I’m drunk.

I like Justin Timberlake.

Not really, but sometimes.

 

[Lanny]

I get my hair did. I’m into fashion. I watch my weight. I like vodka. I trim my pubes. I’m a slut when I’m drunk.

I like Justin Timberlake.

Not really, but sometimes.

That reminds me. It's been a week and I need to see my stylist.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I go as soon as the hair hits my ears.

 

[santeesioux]

I use conditioner in my beard.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

And I’m super bad with shoes. My life partner is like wtf. Shoe boxes all over the kitchen and shit.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I had a shot of vanilla Crown Royal last night and liked it.

 

[riverman]

I can't work on my own car

 

[Hoopguru]

It's me and I like the look. My wife is jealous.

Yeah well, Ive been plucking my eye brows these day!

 

[Lanny]

I can't work on my own car

I have to have an automatic.
Also, I need someone else to parallel park the car.

 

[Lanny]

Yeah well, Ive been plucking my eye brows these day!

And I like the look.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yeah well, Ive been plucking my eye brows these day!

I have the lady who cuts my hair trim mine for me.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm thinking about getting my nose hairs waxed. I heard Big Suke talk about it on the radio. He gets the kit from Amazon and does it himself. He says he's become addicted to it.