The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

[dviss1]

Make that one up?

I can't take credit for any of these.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I can't take credit for any of these.

It was really good.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

First of all:

Second: Missed the point of the thread completely.

1st I'll never meet him, and 2nd I didn't miss the point of the thread, I just chose not to participate in the prescribed manner. So is the official word from the house ref that we can
re-purpose Chuck Norris jokes, but not yo momma jokes?

EDIT: a word

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

An anagram for "jusef nurkic" is...

Injure fucks.

And that's what he does, bruh.

You won the internet today.

 

[theprunetang]

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Bosnian


Here is a list of popular Bosnian swear words. NSFW or for the squeamish. I'll be listening for them tonight at the game.

 

[dviss1]

1st I'll never meet him, and 2nd I didn't miss the point of the thread, I just chose not to participate in the prescribed manner. So is the official word from the house ref that we can empathise Chuck Norris jokes, but not yo momma jokes?

Hey, say what you want. I'm really just tryna save you from Nurk's Pop.

See Nurk's big pop has a very particular set of skills. Skills he's acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you stop talking about his weight now, that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you, but if you do, he will look for you, he will find you and he will kill you.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Hey, say what you want. I'm really just tryna save you from Nurk's Pop.

See Nurk's big pop has a very particular set of skills. Skills he's acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you stop talking about his weight now, that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you, but if you do, he will look for you, he will find you and he will kill you.

OK! OK!! OK!!! Cool. Done. Fini.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hey, say what you want. I'm really just tryna save you from Nurk's Pop.

See Nurk's big pop has a very particular set of skills. Skills he's acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you stop talking about his weight now, that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you, but if you do, he will look for you, he will find you and he will kill you.

Nailed it. Great post.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

OK! OK!! OK!!! Cool. Done. Fini.

Good Luck.

 

[Haakzilla]

Fact, Nurk Fever is global -- even reaching his motherland!!!

 

[Strenuus]

Houston has a problem:

Nurk.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

GOATIĆ

 

[Voodoo]

You think these guys know what an anagram is? Way too high brow, man!

Hey now you cannot speak for all of us, I knew an Ana Gram once, she was a cool chick!

 

[Voodoo]

Geico saved 15% by switching to Nurkić.

This is basically the exact thing that came to mind when I read this. The song should be Nurk's new theme song, when he sets a nice solid pick "I don't want to hurt yoooou".

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Stevenson]

A haiku for Jusef Nurkic:

We longed for Nurkic
More than even his gal did
Fuck it! Must bust loose! Jusef Nurkic can not be contained by anything, let alone by the strict 5-7-5 sylabic perameters of an ancient Japanese poetic artform! Jusef Nurkic lives beyond space and time and art and commerce. His fever knows no bounds.
Nurkic is love.

 

[Mediocre Man]

It's actually someones job to collect Nurks sweat so it can be added to the viagra formula.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I dont get a boner, i get a nurky.

 

[ripcityboy]

When Nurkic speaks English it doesn't sound broken because of his lack of understanding. It's just his vocal chords are so heavy the consonants and vowels can't take the power of his voice!

 

[oldfisherman]

 

[SIeepwalker]

When Nurkic speaks English it doesn't sound broken because of his lack of understanding. It's just his vocal chords are so heavy the consonants and vowels can't take the power of his voice!

Jusuf Nurkic is never wrong, the English language is.

 

[GDiama]

First year: 62 games
Second year:32 games
Third year:65 games

Maybe it's a fact that he is injury prone. Let's hope it's just some coincidence and bad luck.

 

[Orion Bailey]

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That's awesome!!! Hahaha

 

[Mediocre Man]

Socialism won. The universe saw what Nurk was doing to everyone and made it fair by breaking one leg

 

[dviss1]

Restarting this thread the right way.

He once went to the psychic, to warn her

 

[Minstrel]

-A man once said, "Show me a better basketball player than Meyers Leonard," and someone showed him Jusuf Nurkic.

-Jusuf Nurkic once scored more points in a game than Meyers Leonard did.

-Even Meyers Leonard thinks Jusuf Nurkic is good at basketball.

 

[dviss1]

If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him.

...once you eventually regain consciousness.

 

[riverman]

...if you eventually regain consciousness.

fify

 

[dviss1]

His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries...